I would just like to say

Mornin' all. Another lovely day has dawned so I hope you all enjoy yourselves today.

All department heads just got the talk today. Apparently we are all old fashioned in our thinking
I thought I was old but..... suppose I should order a new Defender

My Old Landy said:

All department heads just got the talk today. Apparently we are all old fashioned in our thinking
I thought I was old but..... suppose I should order a new Defender

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Sounds as if Management has been on a new course!

Afternoon.
Loverly day. Must be doing a good job.
Asked to work(turn up) next week.
Having to do 2 extra hours a day to pay for BH Monday

Eye is still erlive. I be still ut work anorl. Sat by said eater sneezing but eye be keepin meself going. Wurk be slow but they shud feel lucky eye be int or there be no one ter laff ut the circus they be.

My Old Landy said:

All department heads just got the talk today. Apparently we are all old fashioned in our thinking
I thought I was old but..... suppose I should order a new Defender

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Management..
Worralorrabollix

This ere fred as bin runnin fer 6 years un one day. We fergotted ter celler brate it's baff day yestadey.

It's OK, there'll be another one next year.

Hippo said:

Eye is still erlive. I be still ut work anorl. Sat by said eater sneezing but eye be keepin meself going. Wurk be slow but they shud feel lucky eye be int or there be no one ter laff ut the circus they be.

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My young dog is a bit under the weather, too. His little nose is not a happy one.

Hippo said:

This ere fred as bin runnin fer 6 years un one day. We fergotted ter celler brate it's baff day yestadey.

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One job @Hippo, one job

Ma fred's bin er live fer 2192 days

Eye is still strugalin. Eye be cumfertin meself wiv lasagna un chips. It be eated.

Hippo said:

Ma fred's bin er live fer 2192 days

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Long live 'ippo's fred.

derwendolly said:

Sounds as if Management has been on a new course!

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Turktowner said:

Management..
Worralorrabollix

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You are both spot on! We have been banned from any negative comments with the threat of dismissal. I will watch with interest how that pans out

Sometimes employees get ter the stage where everyfink is gloom un doom. World gonner end and nowt the company does is right. Eye has seen this before. Sometimes her have ter put it ter one side in just gerron wiv it. Glass is arf full. But nun er that collaborative boll*cks un thinking outside the biscuit tin.

Whilst I agree with the doom and gloom bit, I don't think that in modern times you can threaten dismissal for being negative

My Old Landy said:

Whilst I agree with the doom and gloom bit, I don't think that in modern times you can threaten dismissal for being negative

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They try ter link negativity in with performance. Tis not right but it's a warning as opposed ter picking ont someone ter put ont display un sack fer the sake of it.

Post 6000

doriz said:

Post 6000

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Yer got me concerned then. Eye fort we lost some. Then eye realised. Well done.

Marmaducks bin gone er long time. Eye wonder if he's lost or stuck.