My dog ate my Landrover

Well My wife's dog ate part of it and now it is dot working so well (open brackets) sad face (close brackets) the little darling has chewed the wires to the rear screen and also made it so my indicators do not work the dash is do showing fuel level, temp or speed. not that any of this matters as you can start the landrover time you stand outside it but the moment you sit on the drivers seat it cuts out and if you try to start it again one of the relays under the seat starts clicking like a thing that is clicking. any advice?????? Oh and just so you know I have already thought of selling the dog.

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Labradoodle, 4 and a half years,

Haha, landy you prat

Shippers said:

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Sorry, you are right. I have a 1999 defender td5 90.

I don't understand, is it me that you are calling prat??? I only asked for some help

Labradoodle ate my dining table and not my Landy thank God.

Lost boy said:

I don't understand, is it me that you are calling prat??? I only asked for some help

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No the other one with the dog reply to my post....but be prepared for banter on this forum...and don't go near AG section if you have a delicate composition...

I haven't got my manual with the circuit diagrams here, but will look tomorrow. Can you be more specific, or even put some pictures up so that we can see what Fido may have chewed?

I think the best option is repair the chewed loom.

This made eye laff. It be a first fer lz.

The wires must be touching each other or catching the main metal work of the car. Insulate them first, then make repairs ter the wires ter connect them up. Yer can buy replacement looms if needed.

Un get the dog a bone or soft toy anorl.

The words gun / shovel / hole spring to mind

Buggers those Labradoodles

doriz said:

Buggers those Labradoodles

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It’ll be one of those orible fighty dogs. You know, the ones that chew children’s faces off, followed by the term ‘it’s never done anything like that before’.

Bobsticle said:

It’ll be one of those orible fighty dogs. You know, the ones that chew children’s faces off, followed by the term ‘it’s never done anything like that before’.

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Totally orrible

boguing said:

put some pictures up so that we can see what Fido may have chewed?

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Yep, @Lost boy - do this ^^^^^

What Hippo said will work too

It's tragic, but I think we've lost @Lost boy.

boguing said:

It's tragic, but I think we've lost @Lost boy.

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Maybe he's Lost his face to that Labradoodle

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