I would just like to say

An I tell you wot. The time my tratter takes a tow offa hippo...

Well...

I'll buy the driver a drink, course. .

Is only pukka innit..

Happy Easter,,,merry Christmas happy birthday and a cordial merry And Prosperous New year. In 2019......

Hippo said:

Am watching the apprentice ah missed before. Makin chocolates.

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You is makin choklits, or the tossers in the telly is?..
Fink yourzud be betterer

Turktowner said:

You is makin choklits, or the tossers in the telly is?..
Fink yourzud be betterer

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They is makin em ont telly.

If ah were to makin em ah wood:

Melt lots of milky bar
Cut up cherry's un drop em in
Spread ont tray
Sprinkle wiv sprinkles
Brake up int bits when gone ard

Hippo said:

They is makin em ont telly.

If ah were to makin em ah wood:

Melt lots of milky bar
Cut up cherry's un drop em in
Spread ont tray
Sprinkle wiv sprinkles
Brake up int bits when gone ard

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Yer never sed yer wuz a chef, anorl.

DevonGuy said:

Yer never sed yer wuz a chef, anorl.

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I ain't. Cheffin is easy. Yer put everyfink yer like it bole and cook it. Tis how cakes is made.

Hippo said:

I ain't. Cheffin is easy. Yer put everyfink yer like it bole and cook it. Tis how cakes is made.

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Tis true wot yer say. I av offen dun that cake. Tiddun worth doin any cookin that don't end up wiv cake.

Hippo said:

The Freelander's would be prepared to tow the tratters that broke'd down ont way if needed

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Towing up the hill might slow you down a little bit.

Ah fell asleep int chair. Ah just woke up. Fink I missed it.

Hippo said:

Ah fell asleep int chair.

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Well, that doesn't happen very often

Hippo said:

Ah fell asleep int chair. Ah just woke up. Fink I missed it.

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Eyes bin out int street. Am nice but I ain't tickerlarly friendly usually. Young couple had their three month old out. Bonny ickle girl, grandies out too. Was very nice to feel community. Must try betterer...

I can hear peeps outside. Kids kicking ball about int street. FFS tis dark out there. Tis sleep time. Twunts.

Hippo said:

I can hear peeps outside. Kids kicking ball about int street. FFS tis dark out there. Tis sleep time. Twunts.

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Are you saying its darkie out side?

Hippo said:

I can hear peeps outside. Kids kicking ball about int street. FFS tis dark out there. Tis sleep time. Twunts.

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Awww. Go on, get yer jumper out. You is in goal Ippo! Give em a break today, then buy an ARP9 wensdi (Google it, is great fun) an plink the fonk out of em furzdi! Mwaahahaha!

Thor 1950 said:

Are you saying its darkie out side?

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Tis black out there if the street lights wernt on.

Hippo said:

Tis black out there if the street lights wernt on.

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Thats good then. You don't have to shout smiley you fookers so I can see where you are

Thor 1950 said:

Are you saying its darkie out side?

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Unnecessary. Unpleasant. Kindly bugger off.
Happy New Year all. Let's all try doing something different, hmm?

Turktowner said:

Unnecessary. Unpleasant. Kindly bugger off.
Happy New Year all. Let's all try doing something different, hmm?

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OK.........

Taxi came and driven oft. Noise has stopped. Tis all ok now.

Thor 1950 said:

OK.........

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That's better, suits you sir..