No...Yes...Wait...No..Oh Yes...Lets think about this....No...No....Oh Yes...Well OK...Yes...Wait....

myfirstl322 said:

Let's not all get cranky eh.......

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I'll post it again then, I thought it was quite good...although obscure if you don't know.

Gmacz said:

I know.
I was replying to the first joke post with a second joke reply.

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It's ok I just realised he meant the 'cranky' one, not the road widening machine.




This is what happens when you speed read . Things slip past.

myfirstl322 said:

I'll post it again then, I thought it was quite good...although obscure if you don't know.

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If it helps - I got it and made a long reply about such!

Saint.V8 said:

If it helps - I got it and made a long reply about such!

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That's fishy, I didn't read anything about suchi....

myfirstl322 said:

That's fishy, I didn't read anything about suchi....

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I think we may be perched on the edge of an abyss of unending fish jokes .

I like the look of this, unfortunately I hate grey leather, it may be an HSE.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-04-...656239?hash=item4675b746ef:g:96QAAOSwealacboH

gold rover said:

I think we may be perched on the edge of an abyss of unending fish jokes .

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Cods wallop.......

myfirstl322 said:

Cods wallop.......

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Perhaps we should discus this.

gold rover said:

Perhaps we should discus this.

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That would be Brill.

myfirstl322 said:

I like the look of this, unfortunately I hate grey leather, it may be an HSE.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-04-...656239?hash=item4675b746ef:g:96QAAOSwealacboH

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It all reads quite well doesn't it.

I actually had my head turned recently , but not quite ready to give up the Golden Girl yet................... wonder if there is ANY reasonable excuse for me to have two?
https://www.vcars.co.uk/used-cars/cardetails.php?t=clickdealer&u=246386

myfirstl322 said:

That would be Brill.

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I'm feeling a little sailfish taking over Ant's thread like this. So will give you sole title as cod of the fish puns

myfirstl322 said:

I like the look of this, unfortunately I hate grey leather, it may be an HSE.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-04-...656239?hash=item4675b746ef:g:96QAAOSwealacboH

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This has turned my head and have been keeping an eye on it for a while....they do mention a small oil leak ....!!!!

The colour also matches our current P38....and yes it is an HSE - she said she doesn't mind that, but would prefer a lighter interior.....

Saint.V8 said:

This has turned my head and have been keeping an eye on it for a while....they do mention a small oil leak ....!!!!

The colour also matches our current P38....and yes it is an HSE - she said she doesn't mind that, but would prefer a lighter interior.....

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Is it close enough for you to view said oil leak?

gold rover said:

Is it close enough for you to view said oil leak?

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Not close at all....230-240 miles

Saint.V8 said:

Not close at all....230-240 miles

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Can't be too bad then. You can see my landy's oil leak from outer space.

Col

gold rover said:

When she says 'go' , could you get away with them living elsewhere? Or does she mean they must be sold

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Sold, if I kept them somewhere else they would be full of bin bags witn my clothes in them.

Are you looking for a petrol or the mighty TDV8?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-L32...247905?hash=item362bb0e7a1:g:JHUAAOSwhiZadcVm

Here's a nice V8 petrol

Tamper dot is showing on the dash...non-standard head unit from the cheap end of the chinese range on ebay, non-standard rear entertainment screens and over priced considering the above.

I would want to know why the tamper dot is displayed....this is usualy due to either a replacement BCU, LCM or Instrument Cluster....need more info...and over my budget in anycase!

Twice the price of the one I put up!

What's the tamper dot, is that what I see on the odometer/trip?

myfirstl322 said:

Twice the price of the one I put up!

What's the tamper dot, is that what I see on the odometer/trip?

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Yep, the dot is on the trip odo in front of the 6....this indicates the mileage cannot be considered correct.

On the L322 the mileage info is stored in 3 places - the BCU, the LCM and the Instrument Cluster.....if any of those are changed without reading the current vehicle information and writing this to the replacement unit, the tamper dot is displayed indicating the shown mileage may be incorrect.