Talk me out of buying a Lightweight you bastids.

Oooo, hello.

It's a bit scary in here!

My name is Grippa and almost the whole world has seen my arse.

I'm bored shiiiiiiiiteless with my Disco and since no-one seems prepared to tell me what size tyres I can fit without modification, I might just offload it.

Thing is, I aint'ent ever owned a Lightweight and whilst I realise they're usually driven by tubby girls with a penchant for black nail varnish, I think I might want one......as it might attract tubby girls with a penchant for black nail varnish............and a pathological interest in extreme S&M.

Talk me out of it yer bastids. The Lightweight that is, not the S&M. :mooning::mooning::mooning::mooning::mooning:

why this sounds like the best option for you
every thing all in one

errr.... ive been told not to tell peeps what to do.

Like you ever listened!

lightweights are for girls














































come to fink of it yes u better get one

Lightweights are actually heavy, so if you like the larger sized girl they're pretty damn useful ..

You can get a shag in a pajero!?

wiltshire landyman said:

lightweights are for girls














































come to fink of it yes u better get one

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And they make their arse look fat

Make sure you only iron the inside of the leg so that you quickly gain the two tone look

Robbo5833 said:

Make sure you only iron the inside of the leg so that you quickly gain the two tone look

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They's gone the way of the DoDo only combats or Bk Drs Trs Now. Bk Drs Trs no longer in green they are in No2 Drs khaki brown. with a fawn coloured shirt looks ****e. unless you have got legs like a fookin Giraffe it makes you look like a dwarf

I was in during the transition from og lightweights to cs95... Now I believe that's gone and it's something called MTP...

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I was in during the transition from og lightweights to cs95... Now I believe that's gone and it's something called MTP...

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Multi Terrain Pattern (MTP). Now called PCS Personal Clothing Sytem FFS (For F*@k Sake

Well, so far none o' that has talked me out of it. Just fancy one o' what I haven't owned yet. IIa's are pretty, but I'd feel bad if I bent it..........& fat arsed gothy girls float me boat! :lvkiss-106: