stephy

jfatboy said:

that is true, but then i was blasted straight away, just gotta stay strong and give a little back

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yeah but you are a hairyarse geezer, not a tender sensitive wee girlie (int yer?)

Oddie said:

yeah but you are a hairyarse geezer, not a tender sensitive wee girlie (int yer?)

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i'm sensitive and i'm still ere

Oddie said:

yeah but you are a hairyarse geezer, not a tender sensitive wee girlie (int yer?)

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good point, she could just be a yummy mummy needing a 4x4 for the school run

Series71 said:

i'm sensitive and i'm still ere

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yer doin it again, getting yer words mixed up. Last time (when talking about your land rover) it was confusion between "working" and "a useless heap of rotting metal" and now you're confusing "sensitive" with "shirty ****ah"

Welcome to landyzone Steph.:welcome2:

Don't take the mickey taking to heart. The inmates have a penchant for freelander drivers.

jfatboy said:

that is true, but then i was blasted straight away, just gotta stay strong and give a little head

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Typical Gaylander driver

im no freelander driver! im leaving.











nah i enjoy myself here sorry

jfatboy said:

im no freelander driver! im leaving.

nah i enjoy myself here sorry

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But I see that you don't deny playing the pink oboe?

Stop grooming him Ratty!

Oddie said:

Stop grooming him Ratty!

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I wuz thinking that since heffs hasn't been around for a bit, and Grippa may be putting in a guest appearance in November, we could find him a new bitch.

Grooming him for someone else - dunt that make you grippa's beeatch???

Oddie said:

Grooming him for someone else - dunt that make you grippa's beeatch???

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I is interviewing for prospective candidates to become Grippas bitch.

ratty said:

I is interviewing for prospective candidates to become Grippas bitch.

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:bolt: :behindsofa:

ratty said:

I is interviewing for prospective candidates to become Grippas bitch.

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That is a very ambiguous statement - i have added punctuation, please choose your meaning...

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ratty said:

I is interviewing for prospective candidates, to become Grippas bitch.

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ratty said:

I is interviewing, for prospective candidates to become Grippas bitch.

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ratty said:

I is hoping to become Grippas bitch.

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jfatboy said:

that is true, but then i was blasted straight away, just gotta stay strong and give a little back

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Ya but you is a cock not a hole

Oddie said:

That is a very ambiguous statement - i have added punctuation, please choose your meaning...

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congratulations.:clap2::clap2:

I'm pleased to announce that you've made the shortlist.

I has got big gnarly hands and gives a fecking good fisting........who yer got fer me? :mil42:

i'm 23...don't think its really grooming at my age.

apologies but i'm only into giving girls head,

Grippa said:

I has got big gnarly hands and gives a fecking good fisting........who yer got fer me? :mil42:

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Bleddy ell, you been hovering all this time waitin fer a mention!!!??? Fort yu was in scotchland anyways, gerrin buggered by a geezer with a goatee in a kilt (the geezer, not the kilt)

jfatboy said:

i'm 23...don't think its really grooming at my age.

apologies but i'm only into giving girls head,

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I gave someone a girl's head once. They were thoroughly unappreciative.

jfatboy said:

i'm 23...don't mind A bit of cock now and then!.

apologies but i'm only into giving Grippa head,

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