No victimization round here
Why nickname them GAYLANDERS???
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No victimization round here
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now now, boys - no point in risking being banned over summat like this... 
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TheVengefulElephant
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Banned upon my return lol.
It's okay its in the gaylander section.
It's okay its in the gaylander section.
now now, boys - no point in being banned over summat like this...
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I seriously think that hopefully my good points out weigh my bad points-But If I got banned so be it
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we been here before, Fanny - Roy and Accy do not want those 2 words on here. Whether yu agree or disagree, or find it in a dixshunaree aint the point - they is the owners. Its a small price to pay.
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I drive a gaylander => I am a gaylanderer ! Dunt mean nuthin but it is funny.
Obviously, there's many Landy fanatics here. Many of them have been into them for 20+ years, back when Land Rover only built hardcore 4x4's. Then along came the Freelander with questionable off road performance and equipment. It was also the first Land Rover not to have a rugged appearance. The car became very popular with non-4x4 enthusiasts and also with people who did not particularly have a need for a vehicle of this type. (such as hairdressers!) Now you can see where its reputation is starting to come from. Oh and the **** petrol models do nothing to help its reputation as being a good car either.
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Let's also underline that it seems to be the more "bi-curious" closets around these parts that give it the large one Come on out boys!
Come on out boys!
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its called gay cos its gay
ming
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not wun to start roomers and point fingers . . . . . but it wur the flippy floppy flap man. . . . . . .
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My Doris just saw this fred.
She aint a enthusiast and knows fook all / cares fook all about Land Rovers.
Without prompting, she said (and I quote word for word...
"It's because they're Gay! They're not propper 4x4's, they're bought by people who can't afford a propper one but want to feel part of the 4x4 club and that's gay!"
so that's the opinion of a member of the general public.
She aint a enthusiast and knows fook all / cares fook all about Land Rovers.
Without prompting, she said (and I quote word for word...
"It's because they're Gay! They're not propper 4x4's, they're bought by people who can't afford a propper one but want to feel part of the 4x4 club and that's gay!"
so that's the opinion of a member of the general public.
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I hope you are going to reward her...maybe say 'well done' when she brings you your dinner.
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HAHA! Imagine if that statement came from the lips of the wife of an ex-owner
Go on, megane etc, ere we go!!!
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Looks like it's still alive...
The enquiry is complete
The vehicle details for Y304 GWV are:
Date of Liability 01 02 2011
Date of First Registration 17 05 2001
Year of Manufacture 2001
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 2500CC
CO2 Emissions 298g/Km
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Licence Not Due
Vehicle Colour BLACK
Vehicle Type Approval M1
Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle
6 Months Rate £134.75
12 Months Rate £245.00
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Yeah - I did that too. Maybe I fixed all the faults
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Tarquin Quimm (38) from Great Yarmouth, Norfolk admitted yesterday to an uncontrollable obsession for having sex with cars, particularly Range Rovers. "I don't know what it is about cars" explained Mr. Quimm "but they just do it for me. I think it's the way my dick slides up the exhaust pipe. For me there's nothing I like more than driving out to a remote spot in the countryside, dressing up in my favourite women's underwear, greasing my dick with axle grease and giving my car a good seeing to"
I think they photoshopped the picture, reckon it was a disco.
I think they photoshopped the picture, reckon it was a disco.
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Is it because this forum has a great many narrow-minded, illiterate nobheads who, despite very moderate administrative input, continue to make the place look like a play thing for the bored and stupid?
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Ian, you are a legend! Eloquent and accurate! I have never heard the same 'joke' told so many times. It'd be annoying if it wasn't just a bit sad. Takes all sorts. People of limited wit too
