Arffernune volks! Us boys bin ded busy of recent, catching up wiv stuff us nivver got dun lars yur. Us bilt nu chikkin coup an chikkin run, doanstares and starecase bin paintid. Us iddun no Reubens nyver. Mane job now is geddun paynt offuv us dugs. Necks job be puddin pitchers back ont walls an...

Evenin orl. Us boys bin attackin garden, ztartin wi’ chikkins. Nu co-op builderated tudai an plans maid ferra nu pen wi’ rufe. Lodes uv prunes needed tu givvem their space back. Adda bonvire anorl zo feelin verra verra macho.

@derwendolly glad tu ear they av yer sorted, ope yer back tu normal zoon, wotevver yer normal is.

Us boys grateful fer yer kaind forts. Us be ketchin up wi’ jobs us cudden du lars year (garden be as muddled as Starmurs brain case, frinztanz). But us be wurkin agen an gradjally geddun back tu skware wun. Opin WL & DD are ok anorl!

Arfurnune orl. Us boys bin zavin up us ennergee orl week zo us can be a zipper-ero thus weak end. Us’ve filled in orl screw’oles dents a dog gnaws int zittin rume zo paintin bloke duddun av tu du it. This is under orders vrum SWMBO zo there muss be a discount involved.

Mmmmm……ee zounds laike juss the fella tu zoke us running bean trench.

Pretty ok thanks, just got the “all clear”(for the time being). After effects of chemo still very evident Mais, c’est la vie.

Gude lunchtime orl. Juss stickin me ed in to give a greetin an oping us frens be hale an hearty.

Evenin’ orl. Us boys back wurkin vull taime a mostly dun vor bai 2000hrs! Us bin lurkin a bit but hopin to recuvver faster now. Nurses be pleased wivvus zo av tu live up tu that! Hopin orl us frens on yer be well an thrivin, us’ll be back wennus can.

CPM is an excellent indie. If you ring them they’ll be honest about their competence to do the work. If you want an instant “yes” then try ND 4x4. If you want some other options then perhaps another 90 owner here can help with a local specialist.

I haven’t used North Devon 4x4 for about 20 years but they still seem to have a good rep. My Freelander was always looked after by CPM Repairs near me. I also used Bell Engineering for transmissions - a superb small business. @andyfreelandy may be able to help further.

Arvernune orl, SWMBO av return vrum er ollydai in Norway. Us boys now be vindin oat wot us av dun wrong and wot iddun as clean as zhud be. Er vavorit punishment is tu roast dinner usin as many pots a pans as possible, knowin as how us boys be duin the woshin up.

Appi Bidet, Dan. People will now start saying "well, yer don't look it, mate!". Somehow it duddun change the way I feel 😂

That’ll get it down to a 2gb install….

Iffn yer a nailian vrum Tiverton wiv oanly free fingers then jubbly clips be a lot easier tu gerroff than them squeeze-up clips wiv holes an poke-through earses.

Mornin orl, Us boys finkin Crispmus be oaver bai now. Wimmins be lukin at ollydai caddalogs an worlpaper bukes. Taime tu berry ed in sand an wiv luck will go away.

Morning volks. Gdotter here for Christmas dinner, a day late. Vegetables prepped, turkey carved, gravy waiting for further orders. Time ferra sit doan. Have a lovely day, pilgrims.

“Hey, Igor! Wadda we gonna du wiv this leftover methanol?” “Fill up the bottles with cherries and leave it three months. You want I should do everything for ya?”

Merry Christmas tu orl us frens on yer. Elf, wealf an appiness tu yer!

Mornin orl. Cukin durkey smornin, geddit dun in advance. Busy ferra bit, avva great day.