Early advert for a prototype Freelander.

Feller sheep int kitchen. Now int bed. Nite.

...waited ferrim to come down. He dint. Seemed happy to watch me. Eye moved about slowly and kept some distance. Then anuvva squirrel walked diagonal down me garage to avoid bumping into him. Climbed down me trellis and started munching nuts on top ov me hedge hog box. This triggered the first...

Was filling me water can to nite when a squirrel jumped oft me fence onto the garage by me. Dunt fink he knew eye were there. He sat ont roof watching me watering. Eye moved down the bottom ov the garden and

Could one ov the filfy oiks on ere take yer out ferra ride int tratter to shake it lose? Then it could come out naturally.

Sit in yer Freelander. It will cheer yer up and take the pain away.

Rain over nite. Anuvva 200L. 250L yesdi. So me harvester is wuking. All water butts now full. 1100L. Need to put a filter on the first one as me little friends sit ont garage roof eating nuts. Shells fall down into me guttering which goes to me water butts. Ordered them some more nits yesdi as...

Dunt try this at home

Was going to make anuvva batch ov frozen meals but fergottid me unyuns. Mince and veg this time.

Plastic fing has come out me kitchen sink mixer tap. Sort ov shapes the water nicerer assit comes out said tap. Fink its snapped. Seems to be some left int as if its screwed int.

He spelt ***** wiv out the i making it ****.

Eye heard about the fake will scamners ont radio. Eye fort all wills had to go on a register wiv a copy.

Nice to see its cooler. Bit ov rain last nite. Not much. Patio dried out quick. Put some bacon out fer kev last nite. Still there smornin. Baby squirrel on me fence eating a nut and watching me frew the kitchen window.

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How to improve the ride inna tratter

Me bin got empty'd. Result.

A tratter ain't a real tractor like a Ferrari tractor.