Nah. Eye is going wiv Magnus on Norflink Ferrys. A propper reputable company. Edit: owned by Serco. Assume its thems who are crittysized fer running prisons like sinking ships.

Just booked ma hippo's mot for morra. No free slots today.

Worrappens if the ferrys around scotland breakdown whilst at sea. If they can't fix themselfs do they gerra tow home?

Fagguts chips n pea's fer tea. Two squirrels keep returning fer nuts. They has both hadda walnut dropped out the kitchen window specially to make friends wiv em.

No crispmus tree? Askin ferra friend.

Late queens big freelander

Dun't get this one

Yup

Nope. Eye is on loocasade tonite.

Web site bocked cos eye is only 6 and 2 arfs.

Ma hippo's excited about im being due an mot. Was going to call em today to see if there be any spare slots. Fell er sheep instead.

Dun't kid yerself. The one in ere about askin if others also play r2 to their rust wurm, to stop them feeding on their hesps, wassa gem.

No. Just a lie down wiv me old wukkin coat on to sweat out the shivers and tempreture.

Eye is feeling betterer now.

Dan sent me a link to the massage par place he goes to. May go iffit continues.