Got the jump pack, but you can buy your own plasters to patch up your wounded pride after I’ve made off with yer landy 🤣

Ernie gave me two massive prizes today!! £25 and £50!!!!

Mahle do a short one too as I just bought one a couple of weeks ago

This 👆👆👆 I never have to go looking for my keys as they never come out of the ignition

Nah, just one of these

Probably. I’ll just stick to good old Eley or Fiocchhi from now on

But you can’t throw them as far 🤪

Yes, it’s actually quite a heavy box

This is what I club rats with. Very humane 👍

And as I found the first time I made a pipe, remember to slide on the unions before making the second flare 🤪

I had a similar result ☹️

I’ve got a roof tent and awning so me and the dear lady wife just go easy at the jiggy jiggy. I also put two Land Rover jacks in the two back cross member holes to stop it rocking so that other campers don’t become concerned

Or running with no oil or the wrong oil ?

You don’t drive about in difflock all the time? That would find any weak spots in your transmission

Just call him and call him a *u*t anyway 🤔

She’s needing to up the dose a bit

😳 And warm hands? If you skin them properly they should make a nice pair of gloves

How do you know?

And that is the difference between tratterers and freelanderers. Tratterers don’t get unexpected movement in their bush 😳

Fire up the bbq and wrap the bugger in tin foil before cooking cos if you try and cook it in a bin bag it will spoil the meat