take it back ask nicely for ya money if they refuse let ya foot off the clutch fast and park it on his desk

dc100 slogan dont you know who i am ( in posh letters )

wot ya sausages thought you was in to chipies

i dont know what you are all thinking of health and safety states that fire extinguishers are not for fighting fires they are to aid your exit from a burning building/vehicle your supposed to stand back in a safe place and wait for the professsionals i got sum sausages in mine...

theres one of them scoop things on my 90 and it does keep window mist free after 10 mins driving even in snow / winter on motorways even kids dont complain after 1 hr its quite warm but all my doors do seal / fit apart from mine so i gaffa it on inside on familly journeys scoop...

youd never get a parking ticket

have you looked in ya vehicle hand book

leave ya sat nav alone they wont know

WD 40 for a few days on the spindle

we went 2 years back great fun but get some sort of recovery policy aa did 2 weeks for me £130ish back to my choice of garage cheap if it all goes tits up

yep thats the one the boss got done for it

there in my town always very dear bit boy racer ish

bound to be a goose nesting in the wheel arch you just carnt her it above 30mph or she holding on tight and being quiet

2 gallon of diesel

ive gone for the black bonet and 2 old suit cases on the roof look with mine.

new starter motor and solinoid if ya getting over 12v at starter is my guess.

one of the family

naa leave um on dude

easy one mate chuffin blue/ grey smoke ontick over some ones put a bannana up your exhaust pipe.

a spoiler and body kit is a waste of money as well it dont make it go any faster.