1. Greenie

    Hi Guyzz....

    Thanks fer yer welcome guys... Wheres the spaceman Ming?:alien:
  2. Greenie

    Cheap Maf

    Get em from Roveron:)
  3. Greenie

    rear heater problem

    Hey Alan.. Dont mess aboot wiff the wireing... Get yer Doris ta sit in the back wiff a shammy!!!:bounce: Hey bruv, i was amazed no one took the ****(they must be getting tame!) so i thought i'd be the first!!!:welcome2:
  4. Greenie

    Hi Guyzz....

    Hi Guyzz.. Are you all reet!!! Is everybody still here!!!!..... As some ov yer mite know, i aint been around for a while.. well.. um.. ive been behind bars.. but thats all behind me now, time to move on, and under my hippo (again)!!:5bbeatdeadhorse5: the alternator decided to give up...
  5. Greenie

    Gutless when cold TD4

    This ones surtainly got me thinking.. I would think it be fuel related... waxing? different fuels.. different performances!:)
  6. Greenie

    headlights

    Just leave em on high beem mate.. i do.. (Blind as a bat anyways) its only an ajustment for when yer towin ect.. it lifts the front ov the car up, so yer can lower the beem ajustment to suit!!;)
  7. Greenie

    Blocked diesel Filter ??

    :welcome2: Start by changing the fuel filter.. there easy enuff to do.. cough'' cough'''.. Then see how it goes!!;)
  8. Greenie

    ran out of diesel and now I have a warning light on

    Yer didnt say wot model gaylander yer got??:confused:
  9. Greenie

    yes i go the bugger !!!!

    Cruel fooker.... Wats it dun to you!! Fook all !!!:(
  10. Greenie

    Oh Well.. part2!!

    Fookin clear enough fer me!! If you phoned me up un asked me to decorate your lounge, un i said ok itll be £500!! un you agreed... i finish the job, give you the bill un its £800 you'd say.. i thought it was £500? yeah but i painted yer bathroom anorl? Get my drift.. do i need ta...
  11. Greenie

    Cream coloured oily patches on drive

    Do yer live in the sun!!! It mite be meltin!!!:scratching_chin:
  12. Greenie

    Oh Well.. part2!!

    Like i keep saying.. I didnt instruct them to touch anything on the car! Only a diagnostic test!!:(
  13. Greenie

    Oh Well.. part2!!

    Quite agree.. Deisel specialist said the turbo was excelent!! and it shows.. it goes like fook!!:) But i also agree.. there is 2 sides to a story, cant argue wiff that!!;)
  14. Greenie

    Oh Well.. part2!!

    David.. i dont think you read it clear enough... All i requested was, to do a diagnostic test!! NOT to take my car apart!
  15. Greenie

    mums gaylander sound like a galloping horse

    Arr.. Hat sez the nicest things!!... Sometimes!!!!! :violin:
  16. Greenie

    A couple more Freelander TD4 questions

    Ok Paul.. calm down! I think you never got any replys, is cos peeps have much worse probs than yours ter deal wiff? My back door creaks wen i open it! so wot? do i get the builders in? Discs.. Minimum if vented is 18mm solid type 11mm i would think yours are the vented ones...
  17. Greenie

    Oh Well.. part2!!

    Yer spot on Optimus.. I contacted radio Cambridge, they do a live consumer thingy on there show, they contacted the garage, but to no avail.. the guy just wormed his way out of it!! But my next port of call is what you say.. Trading standards!
  18. Greenie

    A couple more Freelander TD4 questions

    Think yer worryin over trivull things.. its a LR, not a porsha!!:)
  19. Greenie

    Oh Well.. part2!!

    BEWARE GARAGES LIKE THESE!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Do you remember my troubles on "Oh Well" (pt 1) and that i said i was having my car diagnostic tests done, and the garage said i had a seized turbo!! Well, i requested to have my car returned to me asap, which it was, so the following day...
  20. Greenie

    YIPPIE!!!!! Greenies on the move!!!!

    :hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi :crazy_driver: :rolly: