send a pm to ian notts, he might be able to oblige for a small fee

so yer think im biting when im actually sat here laughing at the mindless **** you are typing, while you rant aimlessly about a situation that happened 2 days ago. ffs and then you have the front to say you let things go over your head

oooh 4 stars, wonder what that could mean

i dunt have ter read anything if i dunt want to, im just enjoyin me sen gettin you to bite.. yer very ****in good at it ;)

it dunt bother me if yer a moanin ****er or not mate, i'll just sit ere and wind yer up, i aint gettin stressed by life, you are, now shut the **** up

if youve got more kit than them, what the **** did you call em out for?

ffs greenie do you ever do anything but ****ing moan, you should try having your glass half full instad of half empty. you bought the piece of **** and now yer tryin ter blame every other fooker.

ey oop gareth, where ya bin

reet, just got back from her gaff, landy seems fine considering its bin stood fer about 3 years, nowt that a couple of hoses and a good service wunt put reet,as fer the other stuff.................well, i wouldnt know where ter begin, fookin filthy bitch:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

there is an aux feed on the back of the ignition switch

hes supposed to be ringing you, hes down in surrey, coming back tomorrow i think

i'll park you on a ****ing hill

aye i need one despo mate, mines shagged and i cant do **** all else till it sorted ffs

there are many different seats that you can make fit. tinny has subaru seats in his, i have opel manta recaro's in mine. just a couple of examples ;)

anyone got one lying around ;)

ere drippa, you heard from boydy,

considering this bloke has admitted never towing a caravan before, is it wise to suggest filling it to its max permissable weight

i just throw mine in the back ;)

i can cope wiv tight flump, they look nice an tarty when theyre ripped. i cant abide em when theyre too fookin baggy or if yer whites are fookin grey

Ere Boydy, Any Chance Of Dropping Those Pipes Opff Before The Weekend ;)