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    fold down bull bar

    Sit in the spare wheel on bonnet, like others have said and I have done. You'd have to be a retard to sit on a folded down bull bar. A good way to lose your legs and/or be dragged by them underneath the landy.
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    fold down bull bar

    Carrying dead prostitutes? Carrying cannabis plants? Tying yourself to, so gaylander owners can enjoy jolly naughty botty pranks with you? What ever it is will still be in the way of the spot lights.
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    fold down bull bar

    Won't your bale of hay be in the way of the spot lights?
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    Keep Losing Alternator belt tension

    Make sure both pulleys don't have surface rust where the belt contacts. This will act like sandpaper.
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    Spares. Can i sell on this forum?

    Gaylanderers usually buy their gallons of petrol and boxes of matches to fix their heaps locally.
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    Spares. Can i sell on this forum?

    Not many gaylandererers visit the for sale section because they disappointed that there are no gaylandererers selling themselves for jolly naughty botty pranks.
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    Tail lights won't work

    What colour are the wires coming out of the led light? I'm betting you have wired the earth to a 12v feed and the tail-light to earth.
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    Tail lights won't work

    Earths.
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    Forum etiquette - new member

    Only the doors falled orf gaylanders.
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    Forum etiquette - new member

    You should be aware that gaylanders are for hairdressers and homosexuals. All gaylander problems can be sorted with a gallon of petrol and a box of matches. @Hippo is chief gaylanderer and loves to groom new members. Stanley Sir! is a dirty old pervert. Don't go into Anything Goes if this post...
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    brake pedal needs physically returning..

    Is there a return spring on the pedal?
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    Tail lights only flickering

    It will earth through the other positive wires, hence the flickering and other lights working a bit.
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    Disco 1 The mysterious pressure reducing brake valve.

    It's not a load compensating valve, so no. Is the blockage an undrilled hole or something else inside? If the old one works and the new direct replacement one doesn't, that suggests the new valve is faulty. I'd suggest that Sammy has no technical skills, which is why they work in the returns...
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    Kwik Fit say no-no to MoTs on classic?

    I know. I used to have a 1984 RR 3.5 carby. I expect @kermit_rr is on drugs or something.
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    Kwik Fit say no-no to MoTs on classic?

    Did you actually go down to kwik fart with it?
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    Kwik Fit say no-no to MoTs on classic?

    Oh. Why has it been posted in the RR section then?
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    Kwik Fit say no-no to MoTs on classic?

    Perhaps it may be because modern Range Rovers are too heavy for class 4 carlifts and need to be tested at a class 7 equipped MOT centre. I expect classic RR's are lumped into the same band.
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    DPF Claim

    Drive it longer and harder.
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    P0087

    That could be blocked fuel filter or faulty low pressure fuel pump. Possibly faulty high pressure fuel pump.
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    P0087

    It should read over 14v when running, not just on foot down. Have you checked voltage when driving? Mate's van would be over 14v, but when I drove it with obd diagnostic connected it would suddenly drop to 12v for a while then back up to over 14v. If it didn't go back up for a long while it...