Durdy phoofter.

Explain how your most contributed thread is in the trattererer section. @Hippoo is a wannabe tratterer, but he is too much of dirty phooofter bumderer to be allowed one.

I think they lead to the other end of the wires that the plugs are on. Why don't you trace where they go to and report back. We may then have some idea what they may be for.

Maybe the couple on their phones were desperately trying to not catch your eye, so you wouldn't bore them to death with tales of how brilliant you are at everything and are the bestest ever, people often say how good you are, all the time, your the bigliest person in the whole world.

Fixed that for you.

I would have thought gaylanderers needed waterproof phones for when their doors felled oft when they get wet.

Go on yer bike instead of walking. You don't leave it on. I dilute it 50/50. Your little bike will be made out of pressed tin, so it'll be safe.

Demon Tweeks is near you in Wales.

I do use muc-off for that, but any will do as you should clean and lube regularly...

What are you actually asking?

Just remove the rear propshaft. Or burn the whole vehicle.

Lake Geneva is a fresh water lake. Golly, a gaylandererer being wrong! Who'd have thought it?

Heavy duty vaseline will be involved.

Surely, the common denominator is......... you!

I think it is YOU that has everyone on ignore.... ......you bedwetting pillow-biter.

Gaylanders are owned by bumderers and hairdressers is an axiomatic statement.

No, it's a type of salamander with it's gills outside the body.

Fixed that for you.

Maybe he and you should stick to Saturday morning cooking.

You'll get @Hippoo all excited.