Me casserole is done. Cooling down now. Ice cream fer pud.

Ring them and ask.

Had more chicken than eye needed so chuck n chips fer tea. Casserole is up to 88 degrees C but had to help it by mixing it to gerrit there as eye find its a bit too full for the power its got.

Eye has filled me slow cookerer wiv casserole to make meself some frozen meals. Peas, sprouts, unyuns, carruts, chicken and 3x packets ov casserole mix. Arf a litre ov water wiv the mix. Keep stiring it round and adding more veg as the level drops. Already pressed it down to fit more int.

Thas wot happens when a tratterer gets behind the wheel of a refined vehicle.

Eye has bin gerrin up urly this week and wukkin long hours. Eye is now int bed at 7pm. Bort meself a new charging cable yesdi from argos. Couldn't get me argos password right so used their pay terminal fing. Me rain harverter is happy. Looks like he's avvin a week oft as there be no rain coming.

He dunt wanna do that. Wurf its weight int gold.

Bonnet up. Issit broked already?

See if she'll take the volvo as settlement.

Me bugs came back so eye sprayed them again tonight. They is green fly. Some av wings which is how eye recognised them.

Edgar can soak up about 2L per day from his sourcer. Last night eye jet washed the deadded bugs oft me lupins. Not sure if they will return.

Probably up to his waist in water

Just bin watching wot eye finks is a squirrel. He were checking out me new pipe running along me garage. Interested in me meal wurm feeder but stayed on the roof. Watched a burd come to feed en go. Moved to the support pillar to view it from a different angle. Got free quarters down me fence and...

No rain over night burreye has had squirrels visit so not all bad. Talk ov rain later int week. Might wash ma hippo if this continues.

Does he not know to run fer cover when yer wukkin?

Eye ain't