:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: say no muwah!!

FUKKIN ELL dont plug it into a FUKKIN GAYLANDER it'll FUKKIN melt:D :D

34 mpg on me teedefive auto. Variety of travel urban/extra urban e.t.c. Treat that accellerator like an eggshell under your foot. Cane it and read it and weep. Fukkin incredibly comfortable for old farts though:) Since Tuesday this week i have totalled 24 miles. When i had meelendee i...

We have had 2 sicking up poo making no sleep machines that gave us grey hairs and stress for years.:( :( :( :( :( ;) dont regret a minute of it

Looks like you were behind the vengefull elephant wen e let rip wiv de dyareeah:D :D :D :D

Do people que up to cross the road by your car:confused: :confused: :confused: ;) :D

Wonder if the EGR,decat,engine breather e.t.c. should be touched upom here??

Someone has just bid on this fukin monstrosity,his user name is Cococircthe:rolleyes: clown

Stole it more like. Were they givin another away free with every other Disco?:D Hang on Dave torque lock up at 60 whatever,what a load of old twaddle old chap.;) Set the cruise on me Teedefive at a hill it just skips up.:mad:

Yernow----------------!!! Just lately,only just lately fukez keep pullin out on me when i'm almost on top of em,they must be fukkin mad. Some twot ed rammed me up the anus 2 weeks ago. Bent all his bumper,wing,lights,indicator fell out,headlamp fookt. I got a small indent on me previous...

Ok you fooled me:D :D :D ;)

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TORKIN ABOWT Fukinn gud speech man. If you race somewhere you only die quika. A leisurelee pace is gud fer the nerves and swervs

How about that instant friendship,you dont even know what he looks like;) :D :D :D Might be a minger.:p :p :p ;) :D

fUKKIN POWSA :D :D :D

EXCUSE ME IT WAS ENGLISH DERIVED FROM THE ANCIENT BRUMMAEGEMS:D :D :D :D

Yerwont fookinne diffruntt langwich yacunavit yertwotya;) :D :D :D

What fewell ar u usenn? This happened to me when air was getting in the system. Start from the injector pump,work your way back to the sender unit in the tank. Mine was a sender unit,the 2 pipes coming from the sender on the top were rusty porous. Ended up with new lift pump sender unit and...

All i keep seeing is (HOW CAN I MAKE MELANDEE DO ANOTHER FUKKIN 10 MILES PER HOUR) If you want to get about fast,go and get a Rover Stirling auto flyin rocket,or a fukkin hatch pocket rocket. FFS slow down in these bastard tanks we have a **** enough reputation as it is. That's me rant

Yoow fahkinn nowah letts ev a fahkinn neuise app Hechup if ooo wey, hechup if ooo wey, chep cheppy chep chep chep chep chep,cheppy chep chep chep chep a wayyyah. Gurcha:)

Fahkinn kleva bledah inchah Gettin yuse territt mite:D :D :D