1. DTZ

    Noob needs buying advice

    Generally they make rubbish dogging wagons, as the load bay is too small with the seats up in a station wagon and van sides aren't much better as no-one can see what yer up to :D Good for picking up wood and towing trailers though...
  2. DTZ

    Used Car

    I fink eez a merkin... you seen the link in his sig?
  3. DTZ

    Essex chimps

    Since yous from Essex... woz it you wot dunnit?
  4. DTZ

    Driving Offence

    Yeah... what a complete cnut for not sticking you for a speeding ticket and a driving without due care ticket and just giving you something to think about. Don't you hate it when coppers are such complete tossers like that eh? :rolleyes:
  5. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Heh - bit bumpy was it?
  6. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Got yer very own persnl smiley thing for you Hef...
  7. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Or is he trying to keep whatever he's stood in outside the car? :D Cracking day out, thanks ter Grippa for not organising it and MHM for organising it, Pat fer the organising of his BBQ so we all had somewhere to cook and to everyone else who turned up for organising turning up. ;) Where we...
  8. DTZ

    Help me value my car, please.

    Partly fueled (pardon the pun) by a huge misunderstanding about VED... Big engine = Big VED in most peoples eyes, even though that's only likely to be vehicles post April/May 2001.
  9. DTZ

    ordrin parts off intnet

    An' I'll 'ave 2 primary school teachers and an air hostess if they've got 'em.
  10. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Hehe... sounds like Patman needs to download a generic disclaimer form or 10, print 'em out and bring 'em wiv him :D
  11. DTZ

    Sounds like I broke it

    Did this start suddenly or gradually?
  12. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Izzit fook... went up to FORTY FOOKIN' PENCE a couple of year ago... cheaper to use yer mobile ffs! I can only think of two things you've forgot... you forgot to inlcude HB and you forgot to leave enough space in the 110 for you and HB ;)
  13. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Nellie weren't furst ffs! Daft's bin writin' it up on bog walls fer years now... still no takers though eh Daffy? Mind you... he's never said owt about any 'givers' :D:D:D
  14. DTZ

    error code p1260

    Hehe... 1918 error codes... now there's a good reason to buy a pre TD5 Defender instead of a Freeloader if ever I saw one ;)
  15. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    No winch, gotta CB and dunt need a chainsaw 'coz I've gottanaxe.
  16. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    So you did read it!
  17. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Only if yer name's Jim... err... thas short fer James innit?
  18. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Although you might get a bit lost if yer in the group that Marcus is leading 'cos he can't tell left from right or read a map ;)
  19. DTZ

    Will a TD5 intercooler fit a 300?

    It's a Landy Griff and it's only an intercooler... the intercooler from a Scania truck will 'fit' if you don't mind mounting it on the roof and having some seriously looooong intake piping. The TD5 one should fit comfortably under the bonnet... at least it does on a TD5 right? Exactly how...
  20. DTZ

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    Prior commitment mate, thanks for the invite. Did you take enough 'support vehicles' with you?