Oi Clivees you cheeky wotsit... all this time we've been hearing about this SII you've gone and restored and it turns out its just a feckin riced up Honda wiv a Landy body kit on it... explain yer number plate mate!

Eloquent as ever Mondo mate... yer can tell eez Norvern and a munkey

The sides wear into the middle making 'em shallower... mostly :p

Good grief no! well... just a little look wunt hurt would it?

Now Ratty... I know yer from Bristle or thereabouts, but that's just sick man ;)

He didn't... you did. I wondered what 'covered in mum' was all about... I just figured, each to his own :D

Your Greenways are remoulds, the Macho and Insa Turbo Sahara are both copies of the Yokohama Geolander MT. Compared my Saharas with a mates Machos for his Navara and I'd buy Saharas over Machos every time... they're about the same price but the quality of the Greenways in no way compared to the...

Well some of the stuff it churns out is plagiarised from 1980's Kid's show theme music... eg: Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Mysterious Cities of Gold - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia See?

'ere, there's an idea... can't think why it didn't occur to us sooner. Nice one Ratty! Now... where's Sirus when you need him? He was after a noo job the other day and I reckon 'Lord High Executioner' would suit his sense of humour ;)

Oi DAFT! Stop quoting the lyrics from the theme music for 80's kiddies shows! You'll get a reputation!

Nurse! NURSE! More medication for the over 40's in the group puhLEASE!

Change yer air filter, or at least test it with no filter in. If the smokes gone without a filter in there, then buy a new filter and fit it. If it's the same, put the old filter back in. Black smoke is incomplete combustion, so either a bit too much fuel being injected (usually after...

No... it will be rubbish for two reasons. Firstly it will act as a restriction in the intake as the peak flow of the fan will be considerably less than the peak flow required by the engine. Secondly, if you power the fan from the battery, there's an additional load on the alternator and in...

Here here Red... It isn't people being sensible that people object to... ...it's behaviour like this: YouTube - Truck Feeding Donuts To The Poor!!!!! ...and other stupid things, like going laning on your own, getting stuck and having to leave you vehicle blocking a public ROW while...

Drop the oil out of it, builders bucket is useful as it's got a scale in litres on it. A new filter is only a few quid and if you get a 20litre 'bucket' of 15/40 Injun Oil from your local tractor servicing place (no, not Land Rover, tractor as in Massey Ferguson or John Deere) it'll most likely...

That'll be the 'sitting in a broken down Disco' position then Ratty?

I think you might be confusing the issue here mate... There isn't going to be any of those solvents left after either hot dip or electrogalv, definitely not in the case of hot dip, their boiling points are too low. Granted if you spilt a bottle of tippex thinners, or sprayed a car panel the...

Oh no yer don't... Phosgene breaks down with heat, anything over 200 degrees or so and weldering is a little bit 'otter than that ;)

You heard it here first folks... Can't let that get edited :D Proppa Job with the vid HB... will give you and th'other tossers a yell tomoz ;) Cheese,

Yeah... except when he turns sideways when he's a body double fer a walking stick.