1. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    Oooh you bitch Si... why don't you just call him a fat cnut and have done with it? Tweets, Retsgom was the nick of a very lardy, apparently pretend solicitor who allegedly wouldn't leave one of the other members (allegedly a female police orificer - make your own mind up about which bit of that...
  2. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    Int that sposed ter be "an prooderffit like" ? :confused:
  3. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    It dint sound like that when you said it mate... an' yer Norvern int yer?
  4. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    'ere... this is good, I get a chance to practice me Norvern ripartee... Fook off! :D
  5. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    Here's a quote from...err... you... earlier... and it's not an excerpt either, it's the whole post. ...and another... Oh no you weren't! The first quote above is a statement, an absolute... that's patently not the same as drawing a parallel between one thing and another, it's not similie or...
  6. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    ...and since the RA was in existence before the commie bastard decided to gazump their membership it still doesn't make the RA a commie organisation does it?
  7. DTZ

    going...going...almost gone!? clutch...

    Nah... I live in 'underpopulated,overpriced, tourist trap part of a proper country'... do keep up Daft ;)
  8. DTZ

    going...going...almost gone!? clutch...

    Yes but you live in some virtually uninhabited part of some godforsaken pretend country, so it's to be expected that the prices will be lower :D
  9. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    Heh... got to wonder if the 'work' they did was stringing up the prats that give the rest of us a bad name ;)
  10. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    You don't half talk some bollox mate
  11. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    Which part of the country was this? Cheers,
  12. DTZ

    lol, what a blonde moment

    It'll come through the standard one, but then so do leaves and insects and more or less anything that falls on the grid which it won't through the scoop. Of course, the scoop does look rubbish, which is a pretty good reason not to fit them :D
  13. DTZ

    Can't be many of these about...

    ...trick is, is it worth £2.5k or more? 1984 LAND ROVER STAGE 1 V8 6 WHEEL DRIVE on eBay, also, Land Rover Range Rover, Cars, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 14-Aug-08 22:10:33 BST) What begins with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck!
  14. DTZ

    what waffles do you want & how much.

    4X4 Bridging / Sand Ladders, Waffle Boards, on eBay, also, Land Rover, Car Parts, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 23-Aug-08 12:22:19 BST) 38mm ones... £35 + £15 P&P... Heavy Duty 4X4 Bridging Ladders, Waffle Boards, - Green on eBay, also, Land Rover, Car Parts, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time...
  15. DTZ

    Anti 4 x 4

    Heh... Daily Mail readers :rolleyes:
  16. DTZ

    mpg towing?

    I dunno... I towed a hefty trailer with a mini estate on it and I only dropped a couple of mpg. Usually 36 on a run and got 34 in a 200 Tdi defender. But... that's a braked trailer and I was very nice to it whilst towing by making sure I didn't floor it and allowed it to slow down by taking my...
  17. DTZ

    rolled my 90, parts list!

    Fookin' hell Chris... lucky escape there mate! Glad you ain't hurt mate and all the best for the rebuild - pity I've moved or I'd have been able to give you a hand :o
  18. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Only 20? Shows you the difference between Medway towns and Hampshire then dunnit... 10 points for the cyclist and 10 fer his bike, an extra 25 if he's a chav and anuvver 50 if the bike he was on was nicked, which as he's a chav is quite likely giving a 95 point potential maximum.
  19. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Areet Mondo mate, arl be barie man coz aahs foond this translator called Babel Sheep, like eh. Woz yez gan ter see "Coontz an' ****az"? Beyanny chance?
  20. DTZ

    T*O*S*S*E*Rs summer laning & BBQ day

    Or was it more like...