the truth is slightly stinging huh lol

to shut the whiners up ya frog loving git!

haha, so he is now officially a pensioner??? lol

I take that back! Just been out to Comet and bought a nice new washing machine for £170 lol, well i didnt, bettyblue22 did lol, i just stumped up some of the money and drove the cars! lol, well she does do me washing for me, even collects it from me house and delivers it back to me :-o now...

No money today, not until tomorrow now lol, even then i think its already spent lol

Like the sound of the Fred Dibnah stuff, i got a leather jacket i probably will never wear lol

GGGrrrrrr i wanted one of them :( lol, but festive greetings to you all, and may your new year be as crappy as mine will be!

Or for those of us who dont believe, festive greetings :D

I beg your pardon!!! I am not part of miniman or slim-willys gay site!! Now take it back! lol

LOL, sorry, was eating apple crumble :D Now where were we?? oh i remember, we was slagging off yella disco, carry on lads ;) lol

AHA! see, i knew that one! lol

nope, i dont do backwards lmao just plenty of pressure on the loud pedal :D

i'm not, his just looks a darker shade of grey to yours lmao

At least his motor is a nicer colour :-p so neh neh neh neh lol

rich tea for dunking then :D lol

choccie hob nobs :D the only real biscuit lol

hhhhmmmmm biccies!

nah, i dont drink coffee or tea, so nice bit of alcyhole does lol

nah, guiness vodka tia maria and coke, now thats a nice drink :D

there wasnt even any of that left lmao