Welcome Lee, You will find us a slightly loony group of people, or at least some of us :D

I always do tidy me own house lol, that reminds me, can i borrow your hoover tomorrow ;)

Aye, local hi-q has got me some colway MT's fitted for £220 for 4 :D

Ta Accy :D

I'm with MHM on this one Accy, he is pushing the limits now, we take note of what you say and he just turns round and rubbishes it.

LMAO, my doris dont know how to tidy!

I'm the one on the left!!

LOL the beach is on Walney Island

I know, its just totally wrong ;) lol Its a shame thats a regularly used through way to get between car parks :D

Course i ripped the beach up :D its the safest place to rip it up :D lol

No, cos i am a good driver and knew what i was doing! so ha!

Are you blind? Its a bloody rangie!!!!

Not in a million years, thats me pointing out codpiece's faults with his typing!

Well codpiece, 3 family members are good accountants, but the way you stated it in your original post about getting the tyres were as though you were employed, not as self employed!

Well that was a fun half an hour reading this. Just a couple of observations though: Donk/Dork/Dick whatever your name is, you really need to get out the house more, preferably not on greenlanes. Alot of the issue here is the pictures you have shown give the anti's more than enough poster...

OI get out me seat!! i farted on it earlier to lay claim! FFs, go to the toilet once and come back and someone has nicked ya seat!! P.s. avoid the toilet where possible, i got half way through LRO whilst in there!

No pasties, and you can only come if you bring proper cider, otherwise you must babysit in peace!!! muahuahuahuahuahuahua

Nah, he probably only wanted them cause someone else did lol

Bugger it lol, looks like it will be newuns from Paddocks then :( booohoohooo lol

Get 5, cos then you know the condition of the spare is good :D