i am phat, in the trouser depo!

that must be the big black strap-on she's puttin on>

how, are you the only one allowed to do that?

one he does for a living, the other just for fun!

so i hear davey is doin your windows then. better watch he doesnt do you pipe too, or would you enjoy that too much!

how do you know they are both that sick, first hand experience me thinks!

that has definately got to be my wildest fantasy!!!!!

doris, doris, who the **** is doris!

appology accepted petal. didn't mean to call you that.

pot, kettle, black. just remember where you are from!!!!!!!!! bah

you are so like david. definately related to pockets.mk2 escort boy!

its whatever you want it to be pumpkin!

does that retard even know how to switch a pc on.???

better than pullin yourself

you're just raging cause you're missin all the bum fun!

is that all i meant to you the other nite????

no no gorgeous. try again!;) XXX

was there no sheep for you to tend to!

that aint a gearstick. thats davey's wanger. "if in doubt, whip it out."

why even bother wi that pile of crap. why not just get a good one in the first place.