The lower two are normally the same and the top one longer. Yours could just be an earlier and a later type mixed?

Urine?

But then I found this and had a quick row about instead

I was going to dig out me ironing board and try some surf earlier

Just an extra peg on my smalls

I haven’t ventured out yet but there’s a bit of a blow out there 😵‍💫

Could you put a couple of small wedges of some kind in the outside of the channel to tilt the top in once tightened down?

The mighty Fergie comes to the rescue? 🤔

I’ve fitted a new cable before and the needle didn’t move. Had to take the cable off the back of speedo and put it back on but push the cable further in to the head with bent needle nosed pliers, then clip outer cable on. It was a fiddle but eventually got the needle moving

I think it’s the cats arse that @saxavordian has reported

Same here 🤓

Only once it stops yowling and trying to claw the chef

After 3 pleasant days of frost, normal weather returns today with steady drizzle

Wot, no bisexual 10mm? 🤪

The aids are very good these days Pardon 👂

Looking out me window earlier on me way home and I could see four islands, Islay, Jura, Colonsay and Mull. The Paps have snow on them too! Unfortunately the windows were needing cleaned on me bus

A few flights to Stansted from Glasgow being cancelled due to fog

That nice Ernie gave me 3 prizes today!! £25, £50 & £100 This time next year…….

No cos I’m only a youngster 🤣🤣

I started with AOL years ago and changed to bt maybe 15 years ago. I still use my aol email all the time. I got a bt email when I changed to them, then they moved us to EE last year but I still have bt email. I’ve not had one closed down yet