That’s the wrong attitude to take ! You should embrace your new diverse and multicultural enrichment

While playing Bohemian Rhapsody 🤣

Good choice of noo car sir

It’s a lovely looking motor

Is the relay overheating and resetting once it cools a bit?

I got an extra year out of a leaky one by putting a cap full of brake fluid in the reservoir. It worked

Absolutely peeing it down with strong winds. The ferry boat has decided to stay home cos it doesn’t like getting wet

I just have a tent-box tent and awning. Seem fine to me and they have deals on quite often

Don’t think we have one to spare never mind two

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Any of these?

Thirteen and a half hours 😳😳 I thought being on one of our tubs for two and a bit was enough punishment for a lifetime, but at least you wouldn’t be using Calmac, so it might actually sail 🤪

The de-nile was a bit quick! Are you Egyptian?🤔

Took the dear lady to Fuengirola for the day on the bus and treated her to some lovely tapas at an Irish pub. She’s a lucky lady and I remind her of that whenever I can

Don’t think they have set Britain on fire yet

Used to always go into Lauders whenever I was in the centre as it was good food and drink and a great atmosphere, but after going of fire it’s rubbish now and now head to Argyll street and the sir John Moore spoons. 🤪

You killed Bambi!! 🥲🥲

If you only change the ball joint, this will help

You will need one of these…….

First ferry boat on its way to this godforsaken rock since Thursday afternoon. The co-op shelves are empty but I do have 15 loaves and 36 toilet rolls, so all’s good. Wind just starting to rise again too 🤪