I don't know where you live but in our place in France the water is so soft we have the opposite problem it can be so acid it eats tanks. We catch all the water off our roofs in a big underground tank. We have to have sacrificial anodes in out 300 litre hot water tank, which is heated by...

Do you also have a whistling sound, a bit like a belt slipping?

Good question!!! Nope. Though I did a ton of research and was fascinated to discover that iPhone and Samsung dominate the mobile phone sales to the tune of about 92%. More or less equally. I discovered all sorts of interesting facts like if an average Turkish worker wanted to buy the latest...

Do you have a water butt, or two? Water softeners being what they are, the deposit might be salt or salt compunds.

I'm not scared of searching for stuff, though I tend to search for words rather than images. I guess I am just that bit more boring!! But do iPhones do this stuff quicker than others? Don't even know if @kevstar has an iPhone. ;)

Velly crever!!;)

How do you even know to search for these things???

How do you even know to search for these things!!!??? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Yep nothing like metal bolics!! 🤣

nope, and that is q 4 1/2 🤣 🤣 🤣

A whole recycled hippo would not be a very mobile, mobile phone. 🤣

Lucky sod. You should be in a freak show!!! 🤣

As is mine now I have put my old Tesco mobile SIM in it. But it will no longer work with its original "3" sim. So I bought the noo one. And I emphasise "noo", not 2nd hand, for once! There, 2nd hint given!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Boy, you hain't lived!!!🤣

Not heard of that one. 🤣

Not a mobile. Question discounted, so it don't count against you!!

Fair question although it is in two parts, so, "yes and no"!! (Alcatel, the name, went out of production some time ago.)🤣🤣🤣 Q 3 1/2)

No, it's you with a hangover!!!🤣🤣🤣

Well I can't but yes I have heard it is possible to hack into it and set it to anything you want!! Have you ever taken a speedo out and found a label on it with "not again" or summat else written on it??!!🤣🤣🤣

Now you are cheating! Do I count that as a question?? Answer, "No".🤣🤣🤣 (Q 2 1/2!)