Has she seen a Doctor about this condition,as im sure when my other half is standing there in all her glory she aint green. She may look like a frog, but she is deffo white:D Welcome welcome thrice welcome.

Surely you can get a copy of the phonecall log from your phone provider, it at least backs up some part of your story. Then i would write and give them 28 days to either admit or deny they had made the offer, informing them of your intention to go to trading standards. I would also mention you...

Fookin specsavers might be the first stop, to help with the long sightedness.

Told Ya!!!!!! Found this photo in the local Welsh paper: Sheep lovers monthly.

He's been caught with the lambs. Again!!!!!

Nice one, moving not a million miles away from Yella. Im sure he will help ya move in, he's that kind of chap :D

Well me being the absolute purveyor of tact, has to ask: What you done yella old boy, or cant you say? I understand the need for some things to stay private, and whilst im sure all on this forum would respect your privacy and a personal issue, we also hate missing out on an oppurtunity for a...

downt yoo wurry abowt the spelinge mayte thay arr okay on heer ande wownt give yoo greef overe itt. juste watche thatt yellar fellar, hee isa bit funnie.

And what you doing off work???? lazy git, you broke something again :)

Sod off. I shall have you know that i am a man of impeccable character. Well the judge said something like that.

WTF is white gold? Is it white with a...er....hint of gold? Or gold with er.........a hint of white? Or cream?

When you say Disco 2, i presume you mean a 2 and not a 300 series? According to LR, the only part of the Disco 2 to remain the same as the Disco 1 is the rear door, every other panel, despite looking the same, aren't. So i would presume there is no difference to the fittings.

No. The input through the caravan system is regulated at the caravan end anyway, so a bigger alternator wont do much if anything. Unless your alty is knackered, in which place i would replace it with as big as i could get, just for convenience.

Its a 200 tdi, the 300's didnt come out till the late L reg. Price wise, thats a tricky one. But given mileage and condition, id offer somewhere between 1800 and 2200, maybe a ton or so more if its that good. 2300 would get you a pretty good 200 series anyway to be fair, and although this one...

Is it a 200 or a 300 series, as they changed on that reg? Either way i would say it was a little expensive to be fair. My 1996 P reg 300 tdi, 7 seater with 108k was up for grabs this week at 3300. And mine, to put it bluntly, is gleaming.

Bollocks...... :)

The opening letter "y" should of been capital, as should the "n" in "not". Also no full stop at end of second sentence. Finally the word apostophe should have an apostrophéd letter "e" on the end, as in "é". Example: apostrophé. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D...

In fairness to the newbie, he may not be much kop at punctuation, or on a keyboard for that matter, i dont see thats reason to slate him. Now if he had bought a gaylander thats different....................................

I wouldn't "bank" on it. hahahahahahaahaah...........god i love being me..........bank...............leeson...........hahahhaha.

Are you named "Dicky" as in "heady"?