1. carpy

    Suicide doors

    how to look like even more of a cock with a p38 i wonder how many times people with ****ed up p38's get pulled by the rozzers, and searched for drugs
  2. carpy

    v8 mpg?

    i get about 15 on average all things considered, but if its just town and no longer trips, then it drops alot. i quite like the noise pedal as well though mind
  3. carpy

    Galvanised roofracks

    if you want it black just get a special metals primer, slop it on and then paint over it with hammerite. sorted
  4. carpy

    Surrey greenlanes?

    ere rusty you at that newbury thing tomorrow
  5. carpy

    gear me a break

    i had a linkage go on mine. all you need is to get under it, find the lever and try to manually engage it into the high range position. it sounds to me like you pushed it into neutral therefore ****ing up the linkage what i do suggest is you stop being a tit and read lots. questions are cool...
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    Painting

    just get some tins of military OG or nato green. sorted
  7. carpy

    Surrey greenlanes?

    yup and me, my work commute is only a 10 minute jobby, but when you work out the amount of motorway miles i rack up it really is painful - i try not to think about mpg and fuel costs these days. i just fill up with my eyes closed till it stops filling, then put my pin in when he asks me to. i...
  8. carpy

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    that cünt perhaps? ere ryder, whats with your whoring tonight?
  9. carpy

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    wonder what grippas kids first words would be:confused::rolleyes:
  10. carpy

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    so, dear chap am I. just arrived in from one pub having had a number of pints, and just about to head out to another. excuses excuses, think you should just man up to be honest:p:D
  11. carpy

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    bournemouth was a case of missing out a letter not a spelling mistake. in contrast dear grippa; its spelt appalling;) and yes, i don't tend to bother with punctuation when it is at the end of a sentence, or capital letters, because it's a forum. not half as appaLLing as text speak, or...
  12. carpy

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    *off *laning *upon more than welcome m'love and ryder, went down disco71's way a little while back, he is down bournemout way so it isnt too bad, bomb up the m3 (well rattle up with the series) and then m25, its quite doable he is an alright chap, would fit in quite well if you havent met...
  13. carpy

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    chuck me and JCUK up on here, and i will take a gamble and say you can put mud4brains on for santa pod as well. i will not be in a vehicle mind, riding shotgun
  14. carpy

    Surrey greenlanes?

    god forbid could always put petrol in it
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    Surrey greenlanes?

    dont, i might actually give you a list of stuff i need :p i know the disco quite well, its a nice one, if slightly unuseable. too much lift, i doubt i will go with more than 2 inches of lift on mine, so it wont look as unstable or top heavy ideally
  16. carpy

    Surrey greenlanes?

    bollix cant make newbury on sunday, got work. which is a pain in the arse coz there will no doubt be bloody loads that i could do with
  17. carpy

    "A showroom fresh Jimny is better off road, than a similar defender"

    differant vehicle for a differant application. you cant compare a medium duty portal axled truck to a light utility 4x4 - i think he meant nothing comparable is better than a fender, and i reckon thats not that far out i wonder how well jimnys hold their value compared to defenders and series :D
  18. carpy

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    going to have to miss out on tomorrow night - working, as with most wednesdays. sorry buys
  19. carpy

    Hertfordshire Lanes?????

    to be fair, i ran it like that to get back from wales, then to get over to surrey, no problem at all.