"Grant"?!? Do you know something we don't? Or was that just a typo? Although I can't imagine it being a typo, as A and U aren't next to each other on a keyboard. Or have you got one of them foreign keyboards like the Slobmeister? I'm sure them Kermits have their letters in a different order.

Not another MCTC escapee? ;)

My my, how you've grown... ;)

WTF does "baton down the hatches" mean? :rolleyes:

We all need to be vaccinated against it. Anyone know where Hattie Jaques is?

Here: Britcar (UK) Ltd and tell 'em Heidi sent you ;)

OK, just don't let RedPikey anywhere near it. It'll be up on bricks before you can say "New Age" ;)

Yep - not far. You coming to Colchester Garrison open day?

Ey oop Mondo :)

Good evening to you Sir! In which part of the county of Essexshire do you reside?

Welcome chap :)

Nah - that was Alcock and Brown.

Where's Hattie Jaques when you need her?

You just did!

Thanks Slob, I needed that. Bought me back down to earth so it did. I almost undid my plaits and got an afro (you know: like Yellas) :o

Be wary of ex-Marines LRs. They like to drive 'em through the sea. All that salt-water tends to munch away at the vital bits. Apart from that, military Rovers are generally well looked after (you don't want 'em to start playing-up just at the moment when some nasty man starts shooting at you).

Nicking doors now are you? And you reckon you're not a Pikey!

Good day to you Sir! Welcome to our little gathering. I trust you are in fine health my good man?

OK, I'll give you that one. Will we EVER get used to Slob? Bless 'im ;)

Well, if you're a Pikey then you're exempt from all laws. Everyone knows that! ;)