and you, Sir, were the perfect gentleman. Arise, Sir Yella of Discoshire...

That weren't me. It were a big piece of Leerdammer I stuffed into me rubber sheep outfit. You just couldn't resist the cheesy holes, could ya?

You didn't seem to be in any doubt last night, big boy ;)

It's the only one I've got left. RedPikey stole the other two.

Er.... possibly what MHM said I suppose. Not heard of that happening before though :confused:

Yes, I am a clog wearing Dutch girl. Wossit to you?

Don't know if he's got that sort of power. We might need to summon the mighty one (you know: Roy) for that kinda black magic.

Definitely: I can see 'em in yer avatars. Can't see mine coz I got me best red dress on ;)

It was all part of Grunter's plan to woo Hybread.

How abou that then Adz? You've made a woman happy - and you're the only person with smaller bollocks than Yella ;)

Welcome young lady! There are a few females on LZ - I'm sure they'll introduce themselves to you shortly.

Ooh no! Don't do that - not after a big Chinese :eek:

It's the safest way me ole mate. ;)

Well, those glass, screw-on indicators are posh ain't they? And that strengthened bumper, and...

Good evening to you too Grunter! How's your courting of the fair maiden hybread going?

Sorry mate, I've no idea. Perhaps Slob knows.

Nah, you got that wrong. it's "ffs Heidi" ;)

Weren't me - honest!

It's all right: he's down the chinky

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