Good evening to you Sir! I trust you are in the very best of health? Welcome to our little social gathering. Cucumber sandwich anybody?

Were you standing on one leg when you were reciting that?

Wot they doin? Turning up their hairdryers to full power and meltin' yer 'ead?

Better than a sticky star I s'pose...

Mad? Who's mad? Not us - we're all perfectly sane. Just ask Matron, she'll tell ya. :p

Don't forget to wear a condom! ;)

Yep, me too. I bought some Defender mirrors not long after getting Heidi (cos the original mirrors only had 2 settings: sky or ground) expecting to have to make-up some sort of bodge, er... I mean special bracket - but they just went straight on. As far as I can tell the hinges are the...

Can you smell carrot? :confused:

All your needs are catered for Anticipated, calculated All your wants are monitored Programmed, computer-formulated We know you will be very happy here...

You are SUCH a bad boy! ;)

Ey oop Grunter ;)

Tut tut! Such a suspicious mind...

Not me, but I know a few owners. Very nice. They make good campers. V8 injun is good too. Eh? :confused:

A 90 hardtop will not fit a series screen. The series has a proper Land Rover square screen, whereas the 90 has gone all namby-pamby with rounded corners. I'll run away now...

You sure you didn't drink the veg oil? :confused:

How the buggery did you find that? No no, second thoughts - I don't wanna know. :eek:

Ha ha! Welcome you mad bugger ;)

Good evening to you young sir :)

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Yeah, get a swing-away and side mount it. That way you get the best of both worlds, and you can drive about with it in the open position and see how many old gits you can knock over :p Where's matron when I need her?