I have an old poncho and some green string. where is that "guy" with all the tents ( see what I did there) when you need him?

Where is my LZ 10.5 thread? :)

A sniff test might be in order too:(

All my tools and kit seems to fit quite nicely in the lads big white LDV van, still it does mean the thieving git has to come and do the work for me:D

Just wondering, have been looking at those chinky mirror things that do Bluetooth phone, sat nav,and rear view camera, but haven't seen one with dash cam too, something you can do????

Just wondering, have been looking at those chinky mirror things that do Bluetooth phone, sat nav,and rear view camera, but haven't seen one with dash cam too, something you can do????

Oi Fanny!!!!!!:rolleyes: you are missing out here

Even an eezibleed fails on bike brakes, Quicker to whip the whole back brake system off and do it hanging from the washing line.

AF specialise in whatever car you ring up about Jordan got one of their Erks to quote me for the new car even though not a landy but still couldn't get close to Saga, yes I am that old, their policy is fantastic too, both of us covered for any other vehicle, towing all the bells and whistles you...

Back to E-blag with mine then. Or it will weigh in at about a £5er:)

If you call yourself a Northerner, and others chaps, is it any wonder the Jockaneezewogs aren't being friendly?:p

If so can 110W, after meeting and greeting, send them all through Yalla's hole:D

Shame on you then, you have just banned our best ever fabricator:p

Sounds about £10 too much;) http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f62/thule-adjustable-roof-bars-279871.html

OK WHY NOT ASK WHATS WRONG ON HTTP.WWW.DIRECTSCREWYOUUPTHEARSE.COM? sometimes i wonder why i even bovver....................DO I LOOK BOVERRD?

anything cheap from gumtree, freecycle, local auctions and car bootsales, put the rest into life insurance.

ssssshhhhhhh................no capitals;) thats why i called it an amomoly

Google is your friend;)

There are specialist repair people about, LVV are damn good with leather and vinyl, Trimline next best if any are still about, Then the SMART repairers who can do screen chips, paint chips, dents, scuffed wheels ciggy burns, scuffed bumpers, leather, vinyl, head-linings, water into wine and...