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    Evoque Range Rover Vs Truck

    There they go again putting Range Rover and Ejoke together in the same sentence. NOT ON ! Now stop it :p
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    Sport Location advice please

    Surely some far greater person than I has worked on one of these. Pretty please ;):D
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    P38A Balljoint rubber boots

    No ! Stick wi thi pasties and leave puddings to them as knows :rolleyes::)
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    Sport Location advice please

    Hi peeps hope you’re all well :) I would dearly love to pick someone’s brains, oops mean knowledge :rolleyes: Could anyone tell me where the crankcase breather is on my darling wagon please Going to give it a clean out when I find it as she’s just rolled 101k Many thanks and before I end up in...
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    P38A Balljoint rubber boots

    It’s a RACE to butchers for the fresh black pud on Fridays. YEAH get in !!
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    Rule Number One.....

    I must be a bit slow cos her indoors caught me every time, tinkering with the car that is :rolleyes:
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    P38A Balljoint rubber boots

    Eh lad tha can do owt wi an ammer, chisel and adjustable spanner :):rolleyes: Dint thi mam tell thi forks are for eighting wi o_O
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    Rule Number One.....

    Gstuart, seconded on rule 2, used mine to great success on park sensors, who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks :)
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    What did you do with your Range Rover today

    Shytalks the lot of em !!:rolleyes:
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    What did you do with your Range Rover today

    Cleaned and fed all the interior leather, ooh smells like a newen again :)
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    L405 alignment

    Aha, I’ve use ATS as they are the only ones in Barnsley who have the 4 wheel computer jobby, worth a tel call first though to your preferred choice as not all have the computerised 4wheel allignment equipment
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    L405 alignment

    Alignment of what ? Pray tell
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    Sport Parking sensors problem....FIXED

    Sweet ! Eh those were them days those was, metro, marina and lest we forget the square steering wheeled allegro More go in a bag of chips, easy to learn to drive in though, only 4 gears :rolleyes::)
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    P38A Newbie first post! Hi!

    Springs, body kit, 300tdi omg it’s a tratter on steroids :rolleyes:
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    Sport Parking sensors problem....FIXED

    Get the tow bar prompt, once stopped a ner do wells jaunt with a works rangey, absolutely trashed the front of the misappropriated metro but just scraped the paint on the tow bar :):rolleyes:
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    Sport Parking sensors problem....FIXED

    Well finally got some me time :) so off came the back bumper and out came the multi meter tested the sensor wiring harness and yippee found a duff wire. So bared the wire about 2ins from sensor plug and same at the other end at multi plug behind rear lamp and tested both plugs to make sure fault...
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    P38A RR V8 specialist west country

    Don’t use 4th o_O
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    P38A New boots

    Looks mean and ready for a spot of muddy puddin :mad:
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    P38A Diesel vs Petrol which one tow's better?

    Back in the day following some heavy snow straightened out a jackknifed 40t artic with the firms 3.9V8 petrol low box and diff locks engaged absolutely amazing what these bad boys will pull.
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    P38A Ex Police vehicle

    If it was a “traffic patrol” Range Rover then if I remember right the 2nd battery was brought into play when using the extendable roof mounted flood lights this was charged from the alternator, however to enable this a much upgraded alternator was fitted due to the amount of juice the floods...