1. sheriff

    Son missing

    Don’t know you but my thoughts are with you, stay strong my friend
  2. sheriff

    Evoque I'm mortified

    Me thinks you should add personal protection squad to the list :D
  3. sheriff

    P38A Nothing lasts forever.

    Or pet for that matter :D
  4. sheriff

    Discovery 4 or Range Rover ?

    There’s plenty of boot space in any to carry about an orange box to stand on when getting in or out :D I’d plump for the rangey with ever model, personal preference though just don’t like the a*se end on the disco, looks like a hearse :rolleyes:
  5. sheriff

    Evoque I'm mortified

    Nope no softening there :D
  6. sheriff

    P38A Got's me some ticking....

    Broken piston ring ? Wasn’t an uncommon issue on some of the big commercial diesels I used to work on.
  7. sheriff

    Evoque I'm mortified

    Ooh this is not the softening of the Gold Rover we all know and love Pink balloons and all :rolleyes:
  8. sheriff

    L322 Petrol in TD6....

    Mate of mine has a 300tdi disco puts 500ml 2 stroke oil in every full tank fill up, he swears by it says it replaces the lubricating properties of the sulphur
  9. sheriff

    Sport Ejoke drivers Arrrghhhhh

    +1 :D
  10. sheriff

    Sport Ejoke drivers Arrrghhhhh

    Driving standards have dropped and I think this coincides with the massive reduction in and in some areas the total disbandment of Traffic depts. When I worked in our Traffic & Motorway division central government funded 1 traffic car for every 25miles of motorway separately from other Police...
  11. sheriff

    What did you do with your Range Rover today

    The Flipping eck lad you don’t do owt by half, I feel for you about this time after three rounds of f**ks and hammer through garage window, I’d have been sat wi mi head in mi hands aving a breakdown :(
  12. sheriff

    Sport Ejoke drivers Arrrghhhhh

    Hi Gary, yeah mostly, just a couple of light scratches that wouldn’t come out with a light buffing, daren’t rub too hard as don’t want to dull the lacquer, used some coloured polish to help hide em. Had a dash cam but it’s naffed so gonna have to get a newun, man did she get a round of f**ks...
  13. sheriff

    Evoque Help

    + key fob :D
  14. sheriff

    Sport Ejoke drivers Arrrghhhhh

    just nipped to see my daughter and grand kids who’ve just got back from hols, took a short cut a country lane with no footpaths and bordered by large hawthorn hedges, plenty of room for two vehicles, two transit vans etc to pass with ease. Drives round gentle bend to be met with a flipping dosey...
  15. sheriff

    L322 Petrol in TD6....

    It’ll certainly have helped burn off some carbon deposits :rolleyes:
  16. sheriff

    P38A Why isnt it going back in?

    Or should that read pivot on a spring :rolleyes:
  17. sheriff

    Evoque Help

    Seconded !! But me thinks on this subject you’d better move over and make room Gold Rover cause it ain’t just your soap box. :rolleyes::D
  18. sheriff

    P38A Do they make an electric side step?

    With all this “other hand is right up cos I like to see where I’m going” and sliding off, beginning to wonder if this is landyzone or a lads mag forum :D Tin hat on ! Take cover capt Manwairing :rolleyes:
  19. sheriff

    Evoque Help

    Yep where it belongs, in the sewer with the rest of the s**t :D
  20. sheriff

    Evoque Help

    I remember the early Range Rover marketing :- “Range Rover by Landrover “ Ejoke should be same Ejoke by Landrover if they have to badge it at all :rolleyes: But should never ever ever be called a Range Rover :mad: Makes my p*** boil every time I see one