Did u work out the "door" bit?

Ik lope nar de door - Dutch. Any ideas? Door might be a clue.......... Prolley spelt it wrong tho..........

U bin to the USA? It really is amazing - "u got such a strange accent" they say. But when I ask em what language they speak "english" is the reply of course so I point out I am actually English.....................

Anyone on here speak Dutch?

Am sitting here in the dark cus I gotta power cut but I gotta UPS so kinda still got contact but it does keep dropping out - the connection that is...............

Aaaawww - wots up hun?

Oh Chroist - she tasted some. If it dont look like diesel n dont taste like it, that could be a clue. Brake fuid from the clutch maybe? Never tasted it but just a thought?

Nice pix..........

Hi Friend. I like ur MkI in the photie to btw. Is that road going? Regards Mark

So you like it too then???????????

Any other sad gits out there in Landy land with nothin' better to d? Wot is the most stupid question- thought my interiior light one last night was pretty good but working on a better one. Any contributions???????

pound coins? Dream on. Got any 20's or 50's in there? Actually - take ur cheque book...............

Hang on - wow........... Don't go mad. They r ally aren't thet. Rubber mallet would be be my first suggetion.

Gasket? Get physical

U gotta friend?????????

A friend gave it to me but it is totally legit else I wuldn't post it here. He is a bouncer at a nightclub..... If wanna borrow that's fine - just sitting in my cd storage box......

Can think of lots of answers but not a serious one.

Precisely - swy I am offering my DVDs

Back to the music - I got 3 DVDs packed with MP3 albums. If anyone wants to borrow them PM me with ur address - have put them on my hard drive so don't really need them but would like them back afterwards so I can offer them to someone else...... Allsorts on there

Ouch........... Nice bloke tho intee? You would think he is a drunken crack head or summit but he really isn't. He's intelligent and genuine - as you said "respect"