Some punctuation required me thinks...

Don't get those bl00dy irritating blue ones that people with Alfa Romeos and chavved up BMWs seem to use. They are soooo annoying and dazzling!

I refer you to the definition given in Roger's Profanisaurus, 2002 edition: bell end 1. n. An amusingly named tent. 2. n. medic. The bobby's helmet. The glans of the penis. For the avoidance of doubt: bobby's helmet n. Bell end. From the destinctive shape of the British police...

Ireland must be a pretty arduous trip for a D3. Glad to hear it managed it! ;)

Thanks for the advice Discosteve. I'm seriously looking into S2s at the moment, although definitely haven't ruled out a d3 (or a Shogun (with or without 30ft caravan!!)).

Thanks bigcol. The d3 sounds great; I just hope it turns out to be reliable for you. Fingers crossed. Let us know how you get on with it. What sort of things went wrong with your Shogun? Like em or loathe em, they've generally got a reputation for good reliability.

Thanks for the advise guys. I agree that a late model disco 2 is looking like a good idea. Regarding the Shogun. I appreciate it's not a Landrover and is therefore not popular on her, but seriously, what is actually so wrong with it? It seems to be well made, relatively economical, has a...

Actually Sheddy, the wife wants one more than I do. I'm just trying to make a sensible choice given the £ envolved. I find myself persuading her more and more that we should get a Shogun, but it's harder to persuade myself. Thanks for the helpful comments anyway.

Simple solution. Tell your neighbour to stick it up their ar5e!

Need some advice please. Have been wanting to get a Discovery for some time and am now in a position to do it. Looking at a disco 3, either new or nearly new. This is obviously a major purchase, and will be our main family car used, more often than not, by my wife for commuting to work, and by...

Sorry, don't like at all. Makes the car look dodgy/rough in my opinion and spoils the look of the disco. Sorry, you did ask!