whats the ears phones for? stop him swallowing it in one go

feckin right yer did, ..go on tell em again

yeah! you tell em boris

stereo,, series landy;;; yer first post and yer crackin funnies already

you can buy a system wot will operate your clutch for you. i can give yer more info if you PM me

ave no idea but before you rush out and buy one make sure it is that wot is gubbed

yer can usually get seals for them but in me experience they are more trouble than they are worth, yer best orf getting a new cylinder

that dunt matter , what matters is yer have a brake problem and thats dangerous

but i suspect yer master cylinder is fooked. get someone to pump yer pedal while you look into the reservoir fer bubbles. if yer see any popping up its fooked. either way do us all a favour and dint drive it till its sorted

ffs lad if yer brakes pedal is going to the floor STOP and get it fixed before yer kill someone

yer see that how they deteriorate, folk saying oh! we're nearly at the end and they just plough on. if everybody did that then what starts as 50m of mud turns into 55m then 75m then 100m, and before yer know it the whole lane is mud. responsible laning means that yer dint add your 2m worth...

ah sed that

how can back pressure be good? yer want to get the burnt stuff out and new stuff in as quickly as possible, if yer got back pressure then yer int gonna achieve that.

this bloke int got caught up in the tunnel fire has eee?

get some super strong hair gel and a cat.. apply hair gel liberally to a well fed mouse and let set .. get yer mate to hold cat about 6ft from the pipe while you hold the mouse just at the end of the pipe. count to 3 and release mouse then cat.. in about 3 -10 seconds ( depending on...

see ah said it wur a control box

acturlay if yer screw yer eyes up you can just make out a face there with the camel toe forming the mouth and lower part of the nose

if you look at the hand between thumb and forefinger yer can see a camel toe

finger nails are a bit grubby

this way yer see it stays at the top of the list longer, then when someone wot knows comes along it will be the first one he sees, therefore silly comments are actually quite helpful