1. YorkshireSteve

    Sitting at traffic lights minding my own business

    Did her make-up look a **** when she'd done hitting ya? Did she end up with lipstick up her nose?
  2. YorkshireSteve

    How the F**k???

    Identity crisis?! The badge does look vaguely familiar though...?
  3. YorkshireSteve

    Where can i scrap my Hippo

    You're really selling it to us at this rate! :D
  4. YorkshireSteve

    Defender 90 TD5 Fuel Whine - HELP PLEASE

    I had some right problems with my TD5 90 not long after I bought it... There was a whine from the rear end and I figured it was the fuel pump as it got louder if I took the filler cap off. It got to the stage where it would cut out every 5 miles or so and I had to turn the engine off for 5...
  5. YorkshireSteve

    ignition on left hand side..but why??

    If you think about it, when you get into the Defender you would typically open the door with your right hand, holding your keys in the left. Then you don't have to swap hands back! God, we're a lazy bunch!
  6. YorkshireSteve

    never ever steal wood in iraq

    Poor fookers were probably after a bit a wood to rebuild their homes that the yanks blew up earlier that day
  7. YorkshireSteve

    Scorpian Racing

    I called them to get a price on a ground anchor - they said they'd call me back but never did. Maybe if they advertised their prices... Ah, screw 'em I say!
  8. YorkshireSteve

    Still struggling with my TD5!

    You tried the air flow meter? I had a similar problem on a car years ago where it went totally flat if you put your foot down - turned out that's all it was in the end.
  9. YorkshireSteve

    Wonky 90

    Hi Guys, I've just noticed something on my Defender 90 - it's wonky! The passenger's side is about an inch lower than the driver's side, and it's bugging the hell out of me... I'd never noticed it before, but it caught my eye as I looked at it parked outside the office. I've dug out a few...
  10. YorkshireSteve

    why you shouldn't buy a 2007 defender...

    You mean pre 2007 models came fitted with leg room?! ;)
  11. YorkshireSteve

    Wheel Spacers!!?!?!

    Here are some pics of my 90 with wheel spacers on. Hope they help! I've not had any bother with them at all, though one thing which may be worth noting (on these in particular) is that the studs pattern is different to the originals - as in, your wheels might not fit (I've got 18" Range Rover...
  12. YorkshireSteve

    Fitting a winch!

    I fitted a Tmax 11000lb winch to the back of my 90 hard top and haven't done anything fancy with the batteries... I considered it but from what I could gather there's no real need to go for anything other than the standard stuff unless you're really going to be giving it some hammer. Mine's had...
  13. YorkshireSteve

    BFG Tyres.

    Haha, some guy at Kirton washed the wheel and plates with the pressure washer - but I like the 'spray on mud' idea... Maybe they should sell it for the soft-roaders?!
  14. YorkshireSteve

    BFG Tyres.

    I've got some 265/65R18 BFG All Terrains on mine (on 18" Range Rover alloys) but I've also got wheel spacers on. I wouldn't like to go any bigger with the wheels though until I get the lift sorted out as you can see from the pics! Also, if you do fit wheel spacers, I would definitely recommend...
  15. YorkshireSteve

    TD5 Gear Ratios

    Hi Guys, I was wondering if anyone has had any experience tinkering with the gear ratios on a TD5, specifically the upgrade from Ashcroft Transmissions (details here). At £646 fitted, it's not cheap - so I would expect a considerable differences in fuel consumption, drivability and decreased...
  16. YorkshireSteve

    Defendin' a Defender?

    I haven't tried these, but I found a Mountney quick-detatchable steering wheel online from Scorpion - check out Scorpion Racing - Suppliers of Fast, Extreme On and Off Road Road Products. Is some scum-bag sees a steering lock, there's a chance they can get it off. If they see no steering...
  17. YorkshireSteve

    Transfer box

    I've got a chipped 52 plate TD5 van with an uprated intercooler and some fat road tyres. I've taken it to 110mph, before running out of road! It was screaming like f**k though and I cringed to think how much juice it was drinking! I don't usually take it above 70 though for the same reasons (I...
  18. YorkshireSteve

    Gearbox Issues / TD5

    Nice one, thanks a lot for the advice. Clutchless-shifting on my motorbike gives me a good idea of the engine speeds etc, but understanding the vehicle helps a lot.
  19. YorkshireSteve

    Gearbox Issues / TD5

    If I take it *really* steady, and let the revs drop off, it shifts fine. But if I try and get it into the next gear before that, that's when it grates. It's my first Landy so I'm not sure what is and isn't the norm (knowing they're not renowned for the refinement!)
  20. YorkshireSteve

    Gearbox Issues / TD5

    Hi Guys, I got my beloved 90 a couple of weeks ago from a decent, reputable 4x4 specialist, but now I've got used to driving it have noticed that the gears seem to grate a little when shifting up into second, and more so into third. It happens when I press the clutch but don't let the revs drop...