I give bikers some grief, think their ferking it till they meets me:mad:

don't ya get strage looks without flashing:mad:

that'll be a change fer them ta be outside ya troosers, I was meaning ta invite ya round with Inspector, shall have to reconsider with that sort of attitude:mad:

Hi Inspector, what part of Baff is your abode, posh bit or slummy bit

this time each year i hangs around with the wife cause its her birthday, like to peas in a pod we are fer a week.:mad:

give me the finger and yourll have problems pal:mad:

whats the kabab wagon want ta in front fer

no

hi, I'll bring me rod

xx

i never asked how big his :mad: arse is

hahahahaha:p

how bigs ya buttplug redhand

you got a stuttery finger:mad:

I'm sitting here with ferk all on Hi

poor sod

weres you gone

well i saw it you blind ferks

not a lot

whys that then:mad: