If you could arrange for Anthony Cotton (Sean, from Corrie) J would be "Made up like"

Naw Series Yer readin it wrong .............you have a "PROPA" Land Rover therefore you must have a HUGE PENIS ..........

When I read yer title Hippo I thought someone had Aquired a Chinook fer James there fer a minute

Are the "Slappers" Female or Male (Coz as J The Range is comin over we'll need some "Shirt Lifters" to keep him happy ......)

As Witch Finder General May I suggest a counter proposal ....... Following on from our chancellor's proposal & I quote To further this aspect I would propose that ALL Vehicles within our Counrty have their doors Hinged at the rear (rather than at present) at the front.. This wouldd allow...

Yeah They is the Fookers yer need Tony ...... (Now open a new Tab & get that Paypal workin!!) .... C'mon Quick sharpish like at THAT price some Goon will have em out from under yer fingertips if yer not careful !!!

BLOODY HELL!!! Thats the last time I got fer a **** & leave the site on me screen ....How the Fook did YOU get on here .. Bollocks nowt is sacred is it ??? MHM ..... Yeah MY Marie is similar but has red hair ( & a Temper to match!!!)

From memory Tony they were £54 I remember coz I thought at the time "Bugger me they're cheaoer than Flea bay !!!"

Hi Tony its Marie, I don't come here often but after that statement I had to say ..THANK YOU at least someone knows what i have to put up with

I couldn't find any fer mine either Tony I ended up goin to LR dealer & Paying the price I'm afraid (thought it better than seeing 1 of me wheels passing me on the motorway!!!) Part number fer the CORRECT nuts is ....ANR3679 Keith

Naw Mate .."MY" Marie ....the one I bin wed to fer the last 36 years !!!!!

Tony yer need 23's mate ...+ they must be "shamfered" type .. Standard P38 nuts will NOT "lock down" the wheels P38 wheels have "Blunt bottoms" (i.e. in profile they are "Square" where the nut meets the bottom of the nut hole) L322 wheels are "shamfered" at the bottom (in profile they are a...

You've bin talkin to Marie again aint yer !!!!

KNOB OFF yer bald headed creep ..............last time you had a hard on Harold Wilson was in Downing street!!!!

I'm told you only experience that when the ladies are really aroused!!!!!:D:D:D:D:eek::eek::eek:

She would in my case Tony About 12 to 14 inches ..(Sadly that would be over my hips !!!!!)

Functionality....Yeah Tony yer probs right there ..... She would be very easy to " Lift on" I suppose!!!

My "ancient" Neighbour has a 1978 Datsun Bluebird with 23K on the clock he THINKS its worth bout £4K ....But ......Its a 1978 Datsun Bluebird & is worth what a 1978 Datsun Bluebird REALLY IS worth ... About £200 Quid!!!!!!!!!!! Same with that L322 .... its a 2004 4.4 Vogue & its worth...

HONESTLY I would (turn her down) ...............I HATE "Boney" women!!!! I'm NOT saying I "prefer" Plumpers but she really is far too thin!!!! (i've seen bigger poached eggs than the ones she carries around!!!!)

Well spotted there Data ...........I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil than her !!!!!!!