1. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    mk. my problem is I've never looked at a starter system before, and I don't know what the solenoid looks like. I've found the positive connection on top of the thingy behind the turdo pipe, and its gonna be a reet **** to get it off.
  2. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    yeah I found the motor I just can't get access/fooking see round the fecker. How do I take me battery to get checked if I aint got a car LOL me dad said that cos its cold it cud be bad connections cntracting and not giving enough of a connection. he's gone off on one cos i keep talking about...
  3. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    bearing in mind I go to a motorsport college... Yes I disconnected the battery ffs :rolleyes: But seriously how the **** do i get the starter motor off lol.
  4. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    I want to take the starter off to clean up the connections to the starter and solenoid. we believe that a bad connection is the problem. I've done the battery connections, and the chassis earth, and the engine earth. All thats left is the positive connections, the starter and solenoid. and yeah...
  5. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    reet can someone lerrus know how to get my starter motor off so i can clean up the connections please? haynes manual just states to remove connections from rear.. wtf? would help if they gave you a picture. I've got the earth strap off the frnt...
  6. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    jsut took the battery out my nissan but that reads 12.12 volts!! wtf!
  7. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    no need to be sarky :eek: bearing in mind that I've been ****ing around all morning trying to start it, it now shows 12.31v. I'm gonna tek the battery out of my sunny and try jumping off that, but we were fairly sure it was the connections and not the battery. ah well we'll see lol. turns over...
  8. TheVengefulElephant

    Hello from Australia

    PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIEEEEEEEEE!!! :D welcome to lz :)
  9. TheVengefulElephant

    Need help in identifying this Diff

    erm, posting the contents of a "PRIVATE message" is a bannable offence here. You might want to get rid of that
  10. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    you can fook orf fer a start :D
  11. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    bastid, I were meant to be buying a new inner toob today cos one of me tyres is about 4" tallern the rest atm, i got a puncture. But if I can't drive to the motorfactors :rolleyes: Aye well we figured bad earth connections for the same reason :confused:
  12. TheVengefulElephant

    Hey new guy here....

    aye it's alreet if ya can get it fer free! if not its more expensive than doozil!
  13. TheVengefulElephant

    Today's morning mission

    Here you go chaps, your morning mission should you choose to accept it. We have exhibit A, one landrover 110, 2.5td. Battery seems fairly well charged, volt/ammeter in cab showing only a little less than normal (and it is a cold damp morning) Lights shine properly etc. However on trying to...
  14. TheVengefulElephant

    Newbie looking for some help.

    HAHAHHAHAH PLEASE! are you for real???? Oh my god this guy is my new best friend
  15. TheVengefulElephant

    How do you test

    say please
  16. TheVengefulElephant

    What have you got planned for the weekend??

    why is this in the general landrover sexshun? shunt it be in the anything goes sexhun? I've been working all weekend :|
  17. TheVengefulElephant

    hi peeps

    erm, not particularly.. that's why we're here
  18. TheVengefulElephant

    3" lift on my disco

    Ear becky you've gotten a bit manly looking.. as far as I'm aware she's got new radius arms and brakes etc, not sure about wide yokes and such though
  19. TheVengefulElephant

    Inner Tubes

    OK one of mine has gone from SNAFU to TARFUN so I need a new one. I have 2 options. Does anyone know what size I need to ask for? I have 255/65 tyres on standard defender rims. OR Does anyone have a set of TUBELESS steels they want to get rid of that will fit a 110?
  20. TheVengefulElephant

    centre seat retrim query defender

    Tarquin did you just call someone else posh? :D