Mark was a legend, him and his brother were an incredible work force, working together in complete and utter unison, just like clockwork. He was always there to lend a hand, he will be sorely missed.

Not driven many landies then? more like 1-15mph, no stalling!

Keep the 2 and a quarter, and buy similar wing mirrors to what it had on it, nothing worse than a series with 90 wing mirrors. Looks AWFUL

You can idle it away...

Ryder, what would Mr. Plod think about a metal gear knob with a glow plug on the end of it, stuffed inside the gear lever, with a pressure activated switch under the seat? Of course it would have a hidden isolater.

The funny thing is when I had my sliding window opened and a 20p parking ticket stolen, resulting in a £65 fine, the council had the SOCO's round finger printing the car!

Better Still, how about taking off the rubber coating on the older recessed handles and... .... You'll come out in the morning and find Joe Pesci on your drive with a branded hand...

Lovely vehicle damn shame some buerk stuck that engine in it! I guess some people do silly stuff. Will keep my eyes peeled for it

Will keep my eyes peeled. Good luck mate, really hope those don't Get damaged...

I would like a Catflap in good nick with all the bits, and if at all possible, a hand throttle rod, the one that comes out the back and goes up to the rod. Please PM me.

Karma will get them

Nice job mate looking great. If I'm honest the old wheels looked a million times better than those disco ones.

Anyone still got a superior BCF Halon one?

What about a ships fog horn tucked somewhere inside the car as an alarm. Thief will have to fall out of the cab and curl up in pain on the floor as 200 odd decibels blast out.

Removing their benefits would work

It's about what I earn!

Nicked from Basildon of all places...,

Yikes! That's nasty, good too see your ok and the landie should live again. Is the calibra ok?

Ive run into issues with my engine, it appears to have seized up big time, I have another vehicle handy, that has a reasonably good engine in but requires the timing sorted. My issue is that I need a budding mechanic to help me do a quick engine swap, but money is extremely tight, and I...

feel for you buddy :-(. Sound like a right bunch of ****ers. Do what was suggested, bin a huge tin of paint!