but you could still bugger up yer landy trying to be helpful.....?

oh and them who pronounce BOUY as BOOIE and router as rowter (router as in to move data down a path not as in to gouge chunks out of)

people who let the dogs crap on the foot path! and them who like to split tow ball covers with their engine blocks...

so kids n quads are as lethal as kids n ponies then

0.5 tonne they said.....not 5 tonne

0.5 tonne they siad.....not 5 tonne

low oil?

Mine was doing about 360 to a tank till I swapped the turbo out and fitted one with a complete set of blades..... I know my gear box is ready for a service too but at least I get about 500 miles to a tank full these days so long as its longish runs and not just trudging up and down the...

Thanks guys.. I had forgotten that when I am having a bad day all I have to do is look in here and soon have tears rolling down my face , just cant stop laughing........:D Just got my log book from DVLA :p swansea 6 months after i wrote off for it.... maybe now I can tax me landy and...

Its a bit alarming when you put your foot on the break and it feels like you are crushing eggs inside a carboard box, and still not stopping. The sound is like trying to stop with disc pads that are worn to the metal. The calipers have all been serviced or changed and the pads are only...

you cant .... unless you have the tool for micro balancing the shaft. If its out of balance it with destroy itself and end up spinning its way down the road...... they only cost 140 quid to get properly refurbed anyway

nfu are expensive compared with confused quote of 50% less than what I am currently paying. Tescos use esure as their main broker so they are not going to be brilliant

I just drove up the M6 Toll behind one of these and noticed that the ground clearance was about the same as a Vauxhaul Nova, when i got tucked in behins a discovery II or I the th e suspension geometry was completely different and there is enough room to walk a small dog underneath...

well from what i have heard so far a shogun gives you more for your money and doesnt fail and doesnt have landrovers apalling service support track record.

for my ten pnneth open the box!! if you are going to buy look further for what can be had for the money you want to spend . Just cos your mate has this one doesnt mean to say you have to buy it. and buying off mates is aproblem if it dies on you. There are loads of good discos out...

the wheel is a huge pad with sbs printed on it so i assume its hiding the air bag in there , not found a way of getting into it yet and dont want to set off the air bag by disturbing it but if anyone knows how its done. i am all ears. someone wrote about having a spare turbo...

Side lights work at the front. Tail lights work on the bumpers on the back but with the tail/break light pod either side of the rear door? nothing. just brake lights... Fuses are in but no side lights.. anyone got any clues? Also no horn..... they are there they seem to be wired...

see there is just always some bloke who knows everything in detail in here he he he

my tdi only has rear side lights on the bumper not in the side pods but has the right bulbs in does anyone know why this should be

oh just a note on that .... the haulier round the corner from me recovers leyland 3 tonners (cargo) with a bog standard discovery .