oh and corse it no longer an owf roadster eiver. Just fer show.

This aynt reely a mod but take a look: http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2672859 Persnley, fink they went overboard. Body kit is pretty unique, daint like the chrome wheels tho.

Indeed there are, been watchin' for a while. Almost always go fur 17-20+ quids. Biddin on wun misel so ands uff that un....reet!

Me aerial used to **** of every concrete beam in ASDA's underground car park. Fitted beesting aerial, dont hit the beams anymore but cant get a fookin signal eiver! Barsteward!

Dont do offroading then ?!

Alreet, share yer disgraces. Whats the most useless mod/accessory you have fitted to yer gaylander, daint be afraid to share. Wish Porky wuz ere, he has fitted some strange on demand gaylander mods in his time (dog years mind, seen a lot in his time)

*******NEWS FLASH******* As been a report of a dog seen in Kent area ****in up the back of a tratter. **** appar'nly smelled like deesal un coolant. Seen trottin away smowkin cigar wiv pigs ear danglin from its mouwth. ************************

It asked me each and every time...wonder if I was timing out and thats why? Weird!

It's been reeeeemoved ! Praise be the lord !

This is a whinge, as I type it I know I am whinging and I am even considering not clicking submit when I have finished. The verification code you have to enter when searching the forum - I know why its there and I agree with its presence but... Some times it takes 2-3 goes for it to agree...

Thats the kind of gaylander mpgee I dream of :(

This thread may help: http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f9/fuel-filter-td4-24449.html

Sorry Ming, fink e was upset afta that Spar incident, I did tell im everyfing was alrite! e musta been feelin guilty. double sniff!

Buy em and eBay them fer that price! :D

Daint worry little fella, beein lonely aint no crime...someone will like ya eventually...awww bless! Happy, happy, happy

[ow very dare thee] Ghost ship sir! Rocket ship moore like. Porkey as been teechin us the ropes so ta say, can do me planetery 4 point turn on a tanna. Put yer tankets on coastas blokes, not in the Tratter and Parrot now ya know...Red eyes anyone? cubits or pownds sterlinggg only in ere...thats...

Neyver underestimate the Porkster, e is a fella wiv awl the technologees needud ta be in two places at wunce...Hehe

Reet, pay attentiun to the new exclusion zone fer tratters and slittys, Muffin wer oowt earlier wiv is arnass un wite wash line maker. Ya can park em boys but keep em oowtside the lines. Porkeys watchin un hes been un gawt imsel sum stingas...."Poooorkey, luvin yer werk fella!"

ad them postas printed up, "NAY SMOKIN, ALREET!" did em on Spar photoreplicata, 5p a pop...told the mutley lookin wench behind the counter we ad an account and legged it. ad ta peyup in the end when I went back ta get Porkey who fookin stuck im sel in the cold food chiller...costin us an extra...

Finkin yer gonna have ta coff up, recall was for USA only..sorry matey:(