Yeah true, but it's also a matter of not compromising insurance!

Usually those shorter straps do come wiv the rack. Hard to find em, dunt fink even Halfords sell short uns. I googled it fer ya and came up wiv nowt much.

Speakin of articles. Land Rover Monthly Jully 07 Pg 118 "Fabulous Freelander" Blokes at TH White rallyin wiv Gaylanders, including a modification to fit a manual gearbox to V6. Gaylanders lookin real smart too. Daint buy the magazine tho, jes read it in the news agents. ;)

Not too bad owt ere taday..them ash trays need emtyin mind. Fink ay myte drag fruity machin owt ere too.

Pretty sure now it was just me session timing out so it thought I was a guest.

It was funny last week when she got the hair gel un er Slobs soap mixed up....:D

Reet, wiv the recent smokin ban the Whine Bar is owf limits fer smokin watever it is ya smoke. Awl yer usual smokin banter needs ta be takin place in the new Whine Bar smokin area reet ere. Daint mean the Whine Bar is closed tho cos yer still need ta come back in fer yer drinks. Feck, anyone...

finkin that smokin ban as afficted drinkin busnes, quiet in ere. Reet, yer can all smoke in new ootdar smokin area the wun wiv big umbrellas (made frum recycled tratters) un eater lamps, wus waitin fer Porky ta open it, bought im new novelty size sissers un evryfing but ees un is travels -...

wud look crackin wiv the blue under lighting, washer jet neons un fury dice I wus finkin o puttin in me V6 GL...wait, nah...that wus a nightmare muffin wus tellin me abawt!

tee hee hee :D :D :D ;)

Reported this incident to C.A.G (cruelty against gaylanders) they were pretty ****ed owf to say the least. Their chairman Porky is away on business or so they sis or he wudda dealed wiv this imsel, but promised me ta investigate and sart owt promptly. Cun still taste that sick in me mowf.

Yup, when sumwun drove frew back o me A4 the oilies told me it shudda been written off but asser fella told em ta fix it...never gripped the road propley ever again...shudda burried the poor gal.

Jus did a lil bit of sick in me mowth...:eek:

Only gawn an wun the bleedin auction. £10.55 plus £5 postage. Bargain for a lurvly black leafer arm rest. Gunna borra the money from the whine bar till ta pay for it. Tek it owt me wages Ming

Didnt take much moovin, rolloed over like a trained mutt...Fink Porky will be home soon, probly catchin up wiv is mates, lassie and littlest obo.

Probly sum engineer sat finkin "Disco, what a shed..what were we finkin. Time ta make sumfing reely good" The reel offroadster was born -the gaylander...long live the gaylander

Fort the brake switch recall was just for them americans ?!

Fookin tratter blocked me in tesco car park...waited for a while, bein polite un all then rammed the fooker owt the way and toed it all the way ta work...10 red eyes cumin up gov..

In my bestest singin voice: ahem... "Oh but theeeeey rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, you just dont like it !"

ay dunno...buys a tratta and turns ees back on the cream of 4x4. Daint let Ming hear ya, wiv Porky missin too this kinda insult cud push im rite owf the edge.