Great song :). J

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Her knickers all tattered and torn It wasn't the spider who sat down beside her It was Little Boy Blue with his horn

Well you've done it now! there'll be a whole pile of links to other car based songs! How's about "Hello John, gotta new motah?" Alexie Sayle? (CBA to find a link, fings to do!!) Edit when I remembered the propah title!

That's why thay last one man lift for the new boiler

Yup, it weighs over 75Kg and the heat-exchanger is cast-iron. They struggled to get it off the wall and out of the house safely.

I did put a sentence on the bottom of the post that seems to have disappeared, dunno how! anyway we seemed to be getting poetical so I thought I'd stick it in as I had just pinched it off Nextdoor where it appeared this morning!! ;) Now I'll...

...and that happened as they were taking it off I suppose. Shame.

It is already bent and broken beyond economic repair now. :(

Well I have very little idea what brought that on dear chap :). J

Elocution Lessons 1950: Father's car is a Jaguar and Pa drives rather fast, Castles, farms, and draughty barns, we go charging past, Arthur's cart is far less smart and can't go half as far, But I'd rather ride in Arthur's cart than my Pa's fast...

They did before @Hippo started fattening them up (for the pot :oops:). Saw our little "tuffty" the other day running from tree to tree down our front then off to the end of the road to check that tree. Guess he was checking if his winter store...

Don't let them take the old one away whatever you do!!!!!

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised, When Old MacDonald had a farm, he couldn't believe his eyes

I never did anything with mine but I have heard that if you think the rubber springs are too hard, you can simply drill holes in them. New rubber springs are softer, of course. But the springs are adjustable if you get the right kit. Springs...

I'm sure they'll survive, at least I hope so.....👍

From his book of children's nursery rhymes....... Inside the front cover is a sticker, "only to be read by children over 18". 🤣🤣🤣

Don't fink my special tool would work on them anyway!!! 🤣

Yerp, spam fritters. ;arverly. Or even as it is in sarnies. showing my age here!

Wassailing done a bit of that 👍🍏🍏🍏

As I said, I have been reading back through the old posts on here, and this was mentioned back then. I did point out it is W's tipple in UK pubs and we always have some int 'ouse. So yes, ideally we'd love to do this, but we'd have to first...

Is that ‘cos it’ll put all your skips tratters to shame? Or ‘cos they’ve never seen a Landie do over 40 before?

Make sure you keep the old 1 in the garage, you may need it:oops:. J

Definitely, looking for any work ? 👍👍

Afternoon folks :). Been a little cooler this last week, even had some rain:). not had to put any big boy trousers on yet though:D. Last few days we have had the big chickens roosting on the common overnight, so the birds are on thier way to the...

.... well the new CH is progressing but the convo is depressing. "These old boilers last forever....much better than this new rubbish we install." "The Warranties aren't worth a light, they always wriggle out of them". Makes one wonder why we...

I hope he's got his breakdown and recovery membership up to date 😁

I’m sure border force will turn him back for wanting to drive a freelanderer up here 👍

Your secret is safe with me. Make sure you take your kilt, it's cold there. Would you like to borrow my ladder to get over the wall?

CH guys are here, and the system is drained down and everything is in disarray! :eek: I remembered to fill the Kettle and a saucepan for cups of Tea/Coffee. :)

Lurwik. But dun't tell anyone.