Nope!! ( i am loving this!!!)

Sugar

No egg in either my fren!!

Aye right 🤣🤣 Ive never mixed any thing with irnbru

Come on then wiv da pics!

Nope, have another go!!

So you want all the tourists turning up at your place demanding that they fill their tank and give them a cup o tea while they wait??? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Thats easy....its the bit of the egg you dont like.

I got an old fuel pump from an old garage, I need some vintage stickers so I can have it outside my garage. :cool::cool: Pics to follow..

I knew you'd do that! Cocktail peasant that you are. Whisky and IRNBRU being about your fave!!🤣🤣🤣

OK (Can't resist!) What is the one and only difference between a Tom Collins and a Gin Fizz? No conferring or googling please!! Has to be said that they lived in Hull which is so flat, as is the area around them, that to learn how to do a hill...

Zzz zzz zzzzz zzz z zzzz z zzzz zzzz zzzz 🤣🤣

Laughing at falling asleep on the back of the bike 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hilarious !!!

The Vesper breaks the basic rule of a cocktail in that there should only be one base spirit, either gin or vodka but not both. So naff off Ian Fleming. If you have no NP or Kina Lillet, (which you can't have as I have tried to get it and can't)...

You needed a belt like my granpa's !! 🤣 🤣 🤣

My grandpa used to use a huge belt when he put my dad on the back of his bike, going around both of them back in the 20s. He was stopped once by a concerned person who said, "Do you realise your son is asleep behind you?" I think this must have...

In the past I've knocked up a Vesper for a giggle. You've reminded me, so any recommendations in the absence of NP please?

Mea culpa.

He had that right. Me and the ex used to go to bike rallies form Wiltsire to Essex and all over. She was a nightmare. 'Ooh look, a cow' bike shifts to the right.. 'That's a nice hedge' vice versa, etc etc . When i accelerated she almost fell off...

Ah, but you know I love making things difficult for myself. Life is a challenge, and I like it that way!!!! Anyway, you went back in and edited it you.......

Jeez Stan, shortcut, sans Google. You'd prolly kill yerself. 🤪

I love all this talk. Even though I need a translation!! Though I guessed what the pegs were!! When my mate and I used to go out on his he got a bit fed up of me "steering from the back" whenever we went past a bus queue with a tasty wimmins or...

As is correct. More often I see the bike in gear and the rider resting on the right foot. Most concerning is the amount of 'paddling', where the rider has no low speed control, or 'feet off the pegs till twenty..' :confused:

Well I opened that image in a new tab to try and enlarge it to see exactly what was on the door of the mausoleum. All I can make out is "Karran" on the top of the portico. So I guess I will have to go a googlin to see what this is all about...

Yup.. In bike years if nuffin else. ;)😁 😁

So tonight I decided to take myself in hand 😮😮😮 When's the W coming back 😛😛

While W is away getting herself cut about, I realise that I m drinking a full bot of wine a night instead of sharing it with her. So tonight I decided to take myself in hand. So far I have consumed a roll-your-own Martini style cocktail where I...

I love the "old boy". Am I that much older than you at 70?🤣🤣 Where we are over here here are lots of forest tracks that I could go on if I had a dirt bike and my mad Landy neighbour is also a bikist. Who knows? It might happen one day!!

Hiya noo member! You must have been following the forum for a while before launching into a first post like this on this particular thread! Welcome to the asylum!, Now pop of to the "introduce yourself" part of the forum and remember.....we like...

Having a mother who was a doc who spent her time as she put it "cross matching blood by the bucketful" and telling us stories about a bikist coming in in one ambulance and his leg in another, she made it quite clear that I would never be able to...