W has just messaged me after her consulatation at the orspicle. It looks like the doctors will be on strike right across the time when she is supposed to be having her op. And they also want her to stay in a while after it to make sure it will...

Kev ignored his slice ov walnut eye put out ferrim last nite. Just started raining. Looks like we is avvin over 10mm at the weekend. Eye has purra hose pipe on me water butts and emptied 200L onto each ov me two trees that are looking unhappy...

Ere, is you my Uncle Arfur then..?

Who? Me?

Watch out! You'll get an angry face! ;)

Exactly! Well done, Pike, I wondered when someone was going to think of that!!!;);)🤣🤣

Bols?

Cherry drinks can help with uric acid chrystals build up.

And 88k licks.

She's gorra popular channel and gets offered a lot ov opportunities. Like taking new cars camping in merka.

@Hippo has scored 55,555 posts, well done that man.

Morning All. :D Funeral was fine, very well done to all. :) Awful day & night, as I appear to have gout in the big toe on the right foot. :( May try to get to the Drs. for some meds. :) Have a good day. :D

A girl in overalls... And a nice young lady in dungarees.

I think you're right, so long as the spindle is pushing the wheel round, like on your car. Whereas, on the alternator the pulley is pushing the spindle. Pushbike pedals are another thing.. 🤪

Lots of left right left rights going on tis like dads army in err.

My 3 words........ Spontaneous bolt loosening. Another 2 words... Case closed !!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road........

You married it. 🤣🤣

B S

Planning for a 50 acer reservoir is a bit different to permitted development and putting a plastic green house on the back ov yer castle. A new reservoir pushes wildlife out the way and destroys the abby tat permanently. Tis not naturally there.

I don't know if I'll be able to explain it to you in my present state of wine induced affluence of incohol!! Imagine you have a thing, like a pulley wheel, or an adaptor for a splined wire wheel, which is going to be turning anti-clockwise as...

I thort "doon the toon" was going to be quiet but I fell in with a crowd of very interesting folk, to the point that I had to shoot off to get up here to make a WhatsApp call to a mate, who, it turned out, had completely forgottid about it! Still...

Sorry Stan this makes no sense to me at all. With a CW or RH thread, if the thing it holds in p!ace is turning in the 'tighter' direction how can the opposite work? Hence LH threads on NS axles.. Or not, as your numpty mate found out.. Edit...

OK, I'm bored! @kevstar jump on and amuse me, plese! 🤣

Did you know? (and not a lot of people know this) that Stirling Moss's dad wouldn't let him drive a car around the estate until he could do it in reverse. Fun factoid, I am full of it them tonight!!🤣🤣🤣