Could tie a rope onto him & flush him doon the bog then pull him back up to get yer drains cleared. 🤣 🤣

The lekky dude has called the lad next door & said he has local jobs an would like to keep local work... if he booked today he will take a grand off the price. So he knows he's priced it high.

Morning All. :D Still here. :) Have a great day! :D

And his hair was yellow tis now white, bet he forget to pack the dye

Finking about it squirrels would be good at rewires as they can gerrunda floor boards easy if yer lift one and wunt have any trouble wiv loft insulation. Take the seeling rose oft and pop him frew the hole. No messin at height. He'll climb the...

Sounds high but depends on quality ov finish. Are they going to lift floor boards or more likely cut them to lift sections. Lot ov wuk to do if replacing all wires on a full rewire. Peeps under estimate just how long it takes. Down ere in the...

I haven't got a clue never been in one 😊

What engine has the recovery truck gottid?

Tis ok you were drunk & that's acceptable ;)

Plastering is getting done later & thats a separate job. :)

36 sockets & switches, new fusebox & everything else that goes with it. House empty & all floor coverings have been removed. Yes all certified but still sounds an mighty high price me is thinking he doesnt want the job so has priced it high...

The saying get yer hedgehog out doesnt have the same ring to it. 🤣

Mine will do seventy quite quick for two bricks mating, bits threaten to fall oft thereafter..

Must be redders in the Hague, did you see the Trumpkins tan?!

Was that on a recovery lorry? ;)

Inherited house not council property. Due to my mother declining physical ability. Manchester social services assessment for alterations to the house via grant scheme. With a percentage cost to the owner on financial ability. I think it was the...

Thought I'd share this with you all. Scan of a cartoon from my fav cartoonist (GILES) from my collection, and a photo I took in 2022 when there for my dottir's wedding. Her married name is Giles. With a bit of foresight I should have put my...

That's the way to do it.

Provided you are competent (knowledge + experience) you can do your own work. There are some jobs you are not supposed to do yourself, and require a proper electrician, such as installing a complete new circuit from the consumer unit, working on...

Is that you at Gretna for a special event?? 😵‍💫

Don’t 🍻. Just get more beer. J

Its the death of the householder that electrocuted himself by feeding one room from two sources and only switchin one source off at the board.

I replaced that seat mesh on my trike. :) Seems OK. Time will tell. Is already nicer to sit on. Will need tightening up after a while.

You can do your own installation and get it certified by a registered a sparkey or get it registered under competent person act

Arrived, 230 miles at 70/75 and showing 43 mpg Happy with that 🙂

I felt embarrassed when I typed it 😉

:vb-weyes: :vb-groan2: That should be in the joke fred:p. J

Wow! That depends on the house I guess, but that sounds way over the top. Used to be you could DIY and then call the electricity board to come and do a safety check. Nowadays everything has to be NICIEC certified (or whatever has now...